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Subject: -Desert Island--- Date: 2/16/2004 2:09 AM
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A man was stranded on a desert island for 10 years. One day a beautiful girl
swims to shore in a wetsuit....

Man: "Hi! Am I ever happy to see you."

Girl: "Hi! It seems like you've been here a long time. How long has it been
since you've had a cigarette?"

Man: "It's been ten years!" With this information the girl unzips a slot on
the arm of her wet suit and gives the man cigarette.

Man: "Oh thank you so much!"

Girl: "So tell me how long its been since you had a drink?"

Man: "It's been ten years" The girl unzips a little longer zipper on her wet
suit and comes out with a flask of whiskey and gives the man a drink.

Man: "Oh... thank you so much. You are like a miracle!"

Girl: [Starting to unzip the front of her wet suit.] "So tell me then, how
long has it been since you played around?"

Man: "Oh, my God, don't tell me you've got a set of golf clubs in there
too?!"

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