I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was told by mysister to empty the contents of each and every bottle down thesink, or else...I said I would and proceeded with the unpleasant task.I withdrew the cork from the first bottle and poured the contentsdown the sink with the exception of one glass, which I drank.I then withdrew the cork from the second bottle and did likewisewith it, with the exception of one glass, which I drank.I then withdrew the cork from the third bottle and poured thewhiskey down the sink which I drank.I pulled the cork from the fourth bottle down the sink and pouredthe bottle down the glass, which I drank.I pulled the bottle from the cork of the next and drank one sinkout of it, and threw the rest down the glass.I pulled the sink out of the next glass and poured the cork downthe bottle. Then I corked the sink with the glass, bottled thedrink and drank the pour.When I had everything emptied, I steadied the house with onehand, counted the glasses, corks, bottles, and sinks with theother, which were twenty-nine, and as the houses came by Icounted them again, and finally I had all the houses in onebottle, which I drank.I'm not under tha affluence of incohol as some tinkle peep I am.I'm not half as thunk as you might drink. I fool so feelish Idon't know who is me, and the drunker I stand here, the longer Iget.
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