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Take me back to where I was.
  • Date: 4/15/18 2:29 PM
  • Number: 181240
  • Recommendations: 16
Q: Why did James Comey refuse to indict Hillary Clinton?

A: Because he found his suicide note in her Wikileaks emails.

Bonus....

Q: What’s the biggest difference between Republicans and Democrats?
A: Republicans sign
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  • Date: 4/2/18 3:09 PM
  • Number: 181156
  • Recommendations: 7
"Republicans believe every day is 4th of July, but Democrats believe every day is April 15."
  • Date: 4/2/18 3:03 PM
  • Number: 181155
  • Recommendations: 23
An economics professor at a local college made a statement that he had never failed a single student before, but had recently failed an entire class. That class had insisted that Obama’s socialism worked and that no one would be poor and no one
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  • Date: 3/31/18 3:09 PM
  • Number: 29116
  • Recommendations: 0
Question relating a stock that is purchased at various times at various prices - for example - purchased 2,000 shares from 5 to 8 dollars - 500 shares each time. Market price is now 6 dollars.

Question - if 500 shares are sold @6.00 is the
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  • Date: 3/5/18 12:07 PM
  • Number: 180887
  • Recommendations: 6
Son: “What?! I knew it! I want to meet my biological parents!"

Father: “We are your biological parents. Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in 20 minutes.”
  • Date: 3/4/18 1:06 PM
  • Number: 180873
  • Recommendations: 20
Kim Jong-Un announced at a news conference that North Korea would be landing a man on the sun within 10 years.

A startled reporter shouted out, “But the sun is thousands of degrees Celsius. No one can even get within 10 million miles of the
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  • Date: 2/24/18 2:04 PM
  • Number: 180797
  • Recommendations: 10
flightdoc101....

Liberals - weeds in the lawn of society.....

and Liberals are like the sand that gets in your swimsuit.

With that said, I used to be disgusted by liberals, now I try to be amused and I must say that
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  • Date: 2/23/18 12:37 PM
  • Number: 180788
  • Recommendations: 4
  • Date: 2/23/18 11:49 AM
  • Number: 180787
  • Recommendations: 13
Just when you think you have it beat, they come back again.
  • Date: 1/28/18 2:01 PM
  • Number: 277546
  • Recommendations: 0
I am invested in several closed-end funds. For example - over time a invested three times in EXD with each purchase at a different price per unit with the average price per unit mathematically balancing to the exact dollar amount that I
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