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Take me back to where I was.
  • Date: 9/25/17 12:17 PM
  • Number: 179397
  • Recommendations: 11
  • Date: 9/15/17 11:44 AM
  • Number: 179305
  • Recommendations: 7
A child with an imaginary friend is normal.

An adult with an imaginary friend is strange,

And a group of people with an imaginary friend is called religion.
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What's the difference between a religion and a
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  • Date: 9/14/17 2:03 PM
  • Number: 36176
  • Recommendations: 4
If you feel that you will live a long time after retirement - annuities can be a good option, if not they are not a good option.

Actually, annuities are not a good option - ever. Generating the same return can be achieved in the investment
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  • Date: 9/13/17 2:17 PM
  • Number: 179289
  • Recommendations: 6
He was driving a Tesla with a bumper sticker that read.....

"NO MORE CORPORATE WELFARE"

Bonus....

Overheard at Footlocker HQ......

Operator, "Good morning. Footlocker
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  • Date: 9/3/17 3:10 PM
  • Number: 179182
  • Recommendations: 13
  • Date: 9/1/17 2:41 PM
  • Number: 179170
  • Recommendations: 12
If he lasts 4 years--G_d help us if it's 8--the damage he could FURTHER do in several ways may make "getting over it" impossible. Might as well tell Texans right now, "Harvey won. Get over it!"

Well, Harvey
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  • Date: 8/31/17 12:08 PM
  • Number: 179147
  • Recommendations: 7
Trump won, get over it!

Although, Hillary is also having a hard time as a two-time loser....

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  • Date: 8/31/17 12:02 PM
  • Number: 179146
  • Recommendations: 10
* Do most twins ever realize that one of them is unplanned?
* What if my dog only brings back the ball because he/she thinks I like throwing it?
* If poison expires, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?
* Which letter is
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  • Date: 8/29/17 11:16 AM
  • Number: 179116
  • Recommendations: 11
  • Date: 8/27/17 12:36 PM
  • Number: 179091
  • Recommendations: 16
Sources in California say that radical Muslims are planning to kill every U.S. citizen in Los Angeles. Police officials fear the death toll could be as high as 9.
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