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  • Date: 7/17/18 10:54 AM
  • Number: 181973
  • Recommendations: 1
A Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face.
"Say Mom, why is my bigger brother named Mighty Storm?"
"Because he was conceived during a mighty storm", she said.

Then he asked,
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  • Date: 7/16/18 5:24 PM
  • Number: 181970
  • Recommendations: 2
Hey 409 - you sure have become the most popular liberal on this board, now that's funny, but also sad.

Besides, my post was not fake and it was news, but perhaps you see yourself doing the same thing....so that is not news for

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  • Date: 7/16/18 10:49 AM
  • Number: 181966
  • Recommendations: 3
Early one stormy morning, Ben Franklin was outside with a kite in one hand, and the string in the other.
Deborah says: "Ben, what the heck are you doing out there in the rain?"

Ben says: "This dang kite won't stay in
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  • Date: 7/16/18 10:46 AM
  • Number: 181965
  • Recommendations: 2
My wife left me because she said I'm addicted to oxymorons. She was pretty ugly anyway.
  • Date: 7/16/18 7:43 AM
  • Number: 181962
  • Recommendations: 1
  • Date: 7/15/18 1:49 PM
  • Number: 181958
  • Recommendations: 12
A guy is walking along the strip in Las Vegas and a knockout lady of the evening catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks the lady of the evening,"How much?"
Lady of the evening replies, "It starts at
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  • Date: 7/13/18 11:15 AM
  • Number: 181951
  • Recommendations: 4
  • Date: 7/13/18 11:12 AM
  • Number: 181950
  • Recommendations: 8
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into the local drinking establishment.
They take seats at the bar and decide they will have some fun with the bartender
and order their drinks in code. The bartender walks over to take their orders.
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  • Date: 7/13/18 11:02 AM
  • Number: 181948
  • Recommendations: 5
A Frenchman, an Italian and a Texan were discussing lovemaking.
"Last night I made love to my wife three times" boasted the Frenchman.
"She was in sheer ecstasy this morning..."

"Ah, last night I made
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  • Date: 7/13/18 10:50 AM
  • Number: 181947
  • Recommendations: 18
The Humor board is no place for FAKE NEWS
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