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Take me back to where I was.
  • Date: 4/29/16 1:11 PM
  • Number: 174127
  • Recommendations: 0
Three little boys were concerned because they couldn't get anyone to play with them. They decided it was because they had not been baptized and didn't go to Sunday School. So, they went to the nearest church. Only the janitor was there.

  • Date: 4/26/16 10:45 AM
  • Number: 174082
  • Recommendations: 12
My neighbor was working in his yard when he was startled by a late-model car that came crashing through his hedge and ended up in his front lawn.

He rushed to help an elderly lady driver out of the car and sat her down on a lawn
  • Date: 4/26/16 6:21 AM
  • Number: 174079
  • Recommendations: 3
So you want to use the women's restroom!
  • Date: 4/26/16 6:04 AM
  • Number: 174078
  • Recommendations: 0
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  • Date: 4/26/16 6:02 AM
  • Number: 174077
  • Recommendations: 2
Bono from U2 is the voice of my car's GPS

It sucks. The streets have no names and I still haven't found what I'm looking for.
  • Date: 4/24/16 11:00 AM
  • Number: 174046
  • Recommendations: 5
A clergyman was walking down the street and before long stumbled across a group of young boys surrounding a cat.

The clergyman decides to go over to the boys and ask what they're doing. The oldest boy pipes up and says "we found this
  • Date: 4/23/16 11:24 PM
  • Number: 174043
  • Recommendations: 7
Why is Washington called the District of "Columbia"?

Because its namesake, Christopher Columbus, didnít know where he was going, didnít know where he was when he got there, and he did it all on borrowed money!
  • Date: 4/23/16 11:15 PM
  • Number: 174042
  • Recommendations: 7
A customer was bothering the waitress in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down cause he was too cold, and so on for about half an hour.

Surprisingly, the
  • Date: 4/21/16 7:57 PM
  • Number: 174020
  • Recommendations: 10
Many years ago, in my early 20's, I picked up a lovely date at her parents' home.

I'd scraped together some money to take her to a very fancy restaurant.

She ordered the most expensive items on the menu. Shrimp cocktail, Lobster
  • Date: 4/20/16 5:42 AM
  • Number: 173995
  • Recommendations: 1
Husband finds a Photo of himself in his wifes purse
Husband - You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?

Wife - When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem
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