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  • Date: 9/19/17 4:39 PM
  • Number: 179344
  • Recommendations: 2
Two college students, Frank and Matt, are riding on a New York City subway when a beggar approaches them asking for spare change.
Frank adamantly rejects the man in disgust.
Matt, on the other hand, whips out his wallet, pulls out a
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  • Date: 9/19/17 4:35 PM
  • Number: 179343
  • Recommendations: 6
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig?

The letter F
  • Date: 9/18/17 5:11 PM
  • Number: 179337
  • Recommendations: 4
  • Date: 9/18/17 4:25 PM
  • Number: 179336
  • Recommendations: 2
Lady (to her doctor): "What l am worried about is my height and not my weight."
Doctor: "How come?"
Lady: "According to my weight, my height should be 7 feet, 8 inches."
  • Date: 9/18/17 4:20 PM
  • Number: 179335
  • Recommendations: 7
John woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache,
cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening.
After a trip to the bathroom, he made his way downstairs,
where his wife
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  • Date: 9/17/17 1:02 PM
  • Number: 179326
  • Recommendations: 4
The market is weird. Every time one guy sells, another one buys, and they both think they're smart.

Money is always there, but the pockets change.

Stock Split: When your ex-wife and her lawyer split all your assets equally
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  • Date: 9/16/17 3:28 PM
  • Number: 179320
  • Recommendations: 2
Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws, and while there, went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.

Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up, eyes closed, and both
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  • Date: 9/16/17 2:38 PM
  • Number: 179319
  • Recommendations: 6
A lady goes into a bar and sees a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table.
He has the biggest feet she's ever seen.
The woman asks the cowboy if it's true what they say about men with big feet.
"Sure is, why don't
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  • Date: 9/16/17 2:34 PM
  • Number: 179318
  • Recommendations: 23
Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a
neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him, but was moved by
Arthur's youthful happiness. So he offered him freedom, as long as he
could answer a very
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  • Date: 9/15/17 7:16 PM
  • Number: 179314
  • Recommendations: 7
1. Every takeoff is optional. Every landing is mandatory.

2. If you push the stick forward, the houses get bigger. If you pull the stick back, they get smaller. That is, unless you keep pulling the stick all the way back, then they get
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