Show Latest Posts:

The 10 Most Recent Messages By it409

Take me back to where I was.
  • Date: 4/18/15 3:58 PM
  • Number: 169875
  • Recommendations: 13
A professor at the University of Tottenham was giving a lecture on
Paranormal Studies.

To get a feel for his audience, he asks, 'How many people here
believe in ghosts?'

About 90 students raise their hands.

'Well,
(Continued...)
  • Date: 4/18/15 3:55 PM
  • Number: 169874
  • Recommendations: 4
Several days ago as I left the club, I desperately gave myself a personal
pat down.
I was looking for my car keys.
They were not in my pockets.
A quick search in the club revealed nothing.

Suddenly I realized, I must have
(Continued...)
  • Date: 4/18/15 6:44 AM
  • Number: 169871
  • Recommendations: 3
How to tell if your dog is involved in a sex scandal...
http://knowyourmeme.com/photos/617882-dogs
  • Date: 4/17/15 7:06 PM
  • Number: 169869
  • Recommendations: 1
A very well-built young blonde was lying on her psychiatrist's couch,
telling him how frustrated she was.
"I tried to be an actress and failed," she complained. "I tried to be a
secretary and failed; I tried being a
(Continued...)
  • Date: 4/17/15 7:00 PM
  • Number: 169868
  • Recommendations: 12
1. Life would be perfect if:
Anger had a mute button,
Mistake had a back button,
Hard times had a fast forward button
&
Good times had a pause button.
  • Date: 4/17/15 4:14 PM
  • Number: 169866
  • Recommendations: 3
"Hello Mr Smith?
Sir, I want To Meet & Talk To You.
You Are The Father Of One Of My Kids."

Stunned and shocked Mr Smith screamed:
"Oh my God!
I am married and so careful with modern prevention tactics
(Continued...)
  • Date: 4/17/15 4:00 PM
  • Number: 169865
  • Recommendations: 2
  • Date: 4/16/15 7:15 PM
  • Number: 169856
  • Recommendations: 3
AN EXCELLENT PRESENTATION
The screen is going to fade to black; have your
glasses on, and follow the instructions below.
You'll be pleasantly surprised with this one... Type the
year only!! Then click the question (?) mark!
Sit
(Continued...)
  • Date: 4/16/15 6:54 PM
  • Number: 169855
  • Recommendations: 6
* A man's home is his castle,
In a manor of speaking.

* Dijon vu -
The same mustard as before.

* Shotgun wedding:
A case of wife or death.

* Sea captains don't like
Crew cuts.

* Does the name
(Continued...)
  • Date: 4/16/15 6:44 PM
  • Number: 169854
  • Recommendations: 3
Two men playing golf were held up by two women playing in front of them.
One man said:
"I'll walk up to them and tell them to hurry up."
When he returned he said:
"I have a problem, one of the women is my wife and the
(Continued...)
Show Latest Posts:
Total = 10

Take me back to where I was.
Stock Folders: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z