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  • Date: 5/25/17 7:58 PM
  • Number: 178384
  • Recommendations: 1
What does a baby computer call his father?
Data.

What is a computer`s first sign of old age?
Loss of memory.

What happened when the computer fell on the floor?
It slipped a disk.

Why was there a bug in
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  • Date: 5/25/17 7:48 PM
  • Number: 178383
  • Recommendations: 1
A man walks in to a confession booth and says, "I have sinned."
"What did you do?" asks the priest.
"I've committed murder."
The priest says, "Take a drink out of the holy cup and you will be
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  • Date: 5/25/17 10:40 AM
  • Number: 178378
  • Recommendations: 6
Upon landing hard, the pilot got on the PA system, "Sorry, folks for the hard landing.
It wasn't my fault, blame it on the asphalt."

On this particular flight, the airline pilot noted that he had "hammered the plane
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  • Date: 5/25/17 10:38 AM
  • Number: 178377
  • Recommendations: 1
I once went out with a girl who had fiery red hair and a pale, thin body.
I met her on Match dot com

I went with a girl whose last name was Match, but it didn't work out.
I called her Miss Match.
  • Date: 5/23/17 7:28 PM
  • Number: 178366
  • Recommendations: 16
After 100 years on the bottom of ocean floor
divers were amazed to find the Titanic's pool still full
  • Date: 5/23/17 7:12 PM
  • Number: 178365
  • Recommendations: 6
Two small county judges both got arrested for speeding on the same day.
Rather than call the state Supreme Court for a visiting judge, each agreed to hear the other's case.

The first judge took the bench while the second stood at
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  • Date: 5/22/17 7:00 AM
  • Number: 178349
  • Recommendations: 7
It is funny when my wife gives me the ďsilent treatment.í
She thinks it is a punishment.
  • Date: 5/21/17 5:08 PM
  • Number: 178343
  • Recommendations: 3
Iíll do algebra, Iíll do trig, and Iíll even do statistics,
but grafting is where I draw the line.
  • Date: 5/21/17 5:07 PM
  • Number: 178342
  • Recommendations: 5
I'm going to start FAing posts that belong on the Climate Change board.

So you're going to change the climate on this board! ; >}
  • Date: 5/20/17 8:50 AM
  • Number: 178334
  • Recommendations: 3
A minister, known for his lengthy sermons, noticed a man get up and leave during the middle of his message.
The man returned just before the conclusion of the service.
Afterwards the pastor asked the man where he had gone.
"I went
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