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Take me back to where I was.
  • Date: 12/5/16 4:45 PM
  • Number: 176674
  • Recommendations: 0
Grandma was nearly ninety years of age when she won $1,000,000 on the Lottery.
Her family were extremely worried about her heart and feared that news of her large win would come as too much of a shock for her.
"Think we had better
  • Date: 12/5/16 7:24 AM
  • Number: 176665
  • Recommendations: 10
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These weekly caption challenges has been a trademark of this board for many years and I for one appreciates the time AverageJoe spends on posting them.
  • Date: 12/4/16 6:32 PM
  • Number: 176662
  • Recommendations: 5
In a small town, a man just opened a small store selling trumpets and guns.
One day his neighbor pays him a visit and says, "So how is your strange business going?"
"What do you mean strange?"
"Because you sell
  • Date: 12/3/16 7:35 PM
  • Number: 176659
  • Recommendations: 6
Boudreaux called up Domino's and shouted at the branch manager:
You idiot, I just received delivery of pizza from your boy and there's nothing on it!! No cheese, no toppings, nothing - it's just a circle of plain bread!
  • Date: 12/3/16 7:56 AM
  • Number: 176652
  • Recommendations: 8
Lou Costello calls Bud Abbott about his Internet.

Lou Costello: My internet is not working properly.

Bud Abbott: Ok, Double click on "My computer"

Lou Costello: I can't see your computer.

Bud Abbott:
  • Date: 12/3/16 7:35 AM
  • Number: 176651
  • Recommendations: 9
A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river.
He proceeds to walk down into the water and stand next to the Preacher.
The minister turns and notices the old drunk and says, "Mister, Are you ready to
  • Date: 12/2/16 11:44 AM
  • Number: 176649
  • Recommendations: 7
In My Hand I Hold A Ball,
White And Dimpled, And Rather Small.
Oh, How Bland It Does Appear,
This Harmless Looking Little Sphere.

By Its Size I Could Not Guess,
The Awesome Strength It Does Possess.
But Since I
  • Date: 12/1/16 7:23 PM
  • Number: 176646
  • Recommendations: 29
Bubba gets pulled over for speeding.

Bubba: Is there a problem, officer?

Officer: Sir, you were speeding.

Bubba: Oh, I see.

Officer: Can I see your license please?

Bubba: I would give it
  • Date: 12/1/16 7:15 PM
  • Number: 176645
  • Recommendations: 11
An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they could produce beautiful children beyond compare.
With that as his mission he began searching for the perfect woman.

  • Date: 11/30/16 11:04 AM
  • Number: 176641
  • Recommendations: 8
Three mischievous old Grannies were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home. When an old Grandpa walked by.
And one of the old Grandmas yelled out saying, "We bet we can tell exactly how old you are."
The old man said,
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