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  • Date: 8/3/15 9:57 PM
  • Number: 171079
  • Recommendations: 4
Rubber meant eraser,

Ass meant donkey,


Gay meant happy,

Straight meant linear,


Making out meant 'logical detection',

Co©k meant rooster,


Pussee meant cat,

Stag meant
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  • Date: 8/2/15 11:32 AM
  • Number: 171035
  • Recommendations: 3
Check to see how well you do or see your colors

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  • Date: 8/2/15 11:19 AM
  • Number: 171033
  • Recommendations: 7
This one needs repeating


How politics work........

When Henry Kissinger was secretary he went to see a poor man and says, "I want to arrange a marriage for your son.

"The poor man replies, "I never
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  • Date: 8/1/15 7:56 PM
  • Number: 171028
  • Recommendations: 6
A minister, a priest and a rabbi went for a hike one day. It was very hot.They were sweating and exhausted when they came upon a small lake. Since it was fairly secluded, they took off all their clothes and jumped in the water.

Feeling
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  • Date: 8/1/15 2:27 PM
  • Number: 171024
  • Recommendations: 7
  • Date: 8/1/15 2:11 PM
  • Number: 171022
  • Recommendations: 18
Be sure to refill those ice trays.

Quit slamming the screen door when you go out!

Be sure and pull the windows down when you leave, it looks like a shower is coming up.



Don't forget to wind the clock
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  • Date: 7/31/15 3:06 PM
  • Number: 171017
  • Recommendations: 14
  • Date: 7/30/15 9:47 PM
  • Number: 171012
  • Recommendations: 1
The preacher got up in church one Sunday morning and told the
congregation, "Brothers and sisters, we are going to have to do
something about teenagers parking behind the church at night.
I was out there this morning and there are
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  • Date: 7/30/15 9:42 PM
  • Number: 171011
  • Recommendations: 3
A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs.

Three women, from England, Wales, and Scotland, were walking past and
felt sorry for the poor man.

The English woman said "Have you ever had a
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  • Date: 7/30/15 5:36 PM
  • Number: 171010
  • Recommendations: 0
Also, at the end of 30 days the first payment on all those millions of pennies you borrowed from the bank will come due.

Also, how would you carry $5,368,708.00 dollars in pennies?

The weight would be over 1500 tons, I
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