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Take me back to where I was.
  • Date: 4/20/18 5:43 AM
  • Number: 181302
  • Recommendations: 8
Two guys grow up together but after college one moves to New York State, the other to Florida.
They agree to meet every ten years in Vero Beach and play golf.

At age 30, they finish their round of golf and go to
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  • Date: 4/19/18 9:25 PM
  • Number: 181301
  • Recommendations: 2
The young Farmer Brown made an appointment with the family doctor regarding sexual problems he was having with his wife.

"Now listen, Luke," the doctor advised, "you have to be more loving to your wife. Give her lots of hugs
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  • Date: 4/19/18 7:52 AM
  • Number: 181297
  • Recommendations: 4
I don't usually pass on news like this. I know how busy you all are but sometimes we have to pause
and truly remember what life is about...so pass on this sad, sad news. . .

There was a great loss today in the entertainment world.
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  • Date: 4/19/18 7:44 AM
  • Number: 181295
  • Recommendations: 5
Be careful following the masses....
sometimes the 'm' is silent


I'm not lazy... I just enjoy doing nothing.


I speak my mind, because it hurts to bite my tongue all the time.


Don't confuse
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  • Date: 4/18/18 6:39 PM
  • Number: 181291
  • Recommendations: 15
The "Buffalo Theory" of Beer

A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo. When the herd is hunted,
it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.
This natural selection is good
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  • Date: 4/18/18 6:32 PM
  • Number: 181290
  • Recommendations: 1
It's time for me to get a new masseuse...

The one I have now just rubs me the wrong way!
  • Date: 4/18/18 10:48 AM
  • Number: 181286
  • Recommendations: 6
Steven Spielberg was discussing his new project - an action docudrama about famous composers
starring top movie stars. Sylvester Stallone, Steven Segall, Bruce Willis, and Arnold
Schwarzenegger were all present. Spielberg strongly desired
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  • Date: 4/18/18 10:43 AM
  • Number: 181285
  • Recommendations: 11
Iíve decided Iíll never get down to my original weight and Iím okay with that...

After all, 6 lbs 3 oz is just not realistic.
  • Date: 4/18/18 7:49 AM
  • Number: 181282
  • Recommendations: 13
The "Middle Wife" by an Anonymous 2nd grade teacher



I've been teaching now for about fifteen years.
I have two kids
myself, but the best birth story I know is the one I saw in my own
second grade
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  • Date: 4/18/18 7:43 AM
  • Number: 181281
  • Recommendations: 22
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