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  • Date: 2/22/17 10:39 AM
  • Number: 177522
  • Recommendations: 1
An investment counselor decided to go out on her own.
She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in, and pretty soon she realized that she needed an in-house counsel.
She began to interview young lawyers.

"As
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  • Date: 2/21/17 10:29 AM
  • Number: 177515
  • Recommendations: 2
A real woman is a man's best friend.

She will never stand him up and never let him down.
She will reassure him when he feels insecure And comfort him after a bad day.
She will inspire him to do things he never thought he
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  • Date: 2/19/17 9:00 PM
  • Number: 177499
  • Recommendations: 4
As it was a beautiful day, a woman decided to stretch out on a park bench and soak up the sun.

After ten minutes, a down-and-out wino came over to her and said: "Hi gorgeous.
How about you and I get together?".
"How
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  • Date: 2/19/17 7:14 PM
  • Number: 177498
  • Recommendations: 4
Some Self-Care Tips for drunkards will be useful....

1. Symptom : Cold and humid feet.
Cause: Glass is being held at incorrect angle (You are pouring the Drink on your feet).
Cure: Manoeuver glass until open end is facing
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  • Date: 2/18/17 9:40 PM
  • Number: 177487
  • Recommendations: 1
In Korea, when a patient is taken to hospital, a white wristband is placed on their left arm.
These wristbands contain the patient's name and information.
When a patient dies, a red wristband is placed on their right arm and they are
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  • Date: 2/18/17 9:32 PM
  • Number: 177486
  • Recommendations: 8
Dear Sir,
I have two questions for the lawmakers of our country:

1. If the legal age of a Man to get Sexually active is 18 years and the legal age for him to get married is 21... then what are we actually suggesting he should do these
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  • Date: 2/17/17 10:13 AM
  • Number: 177484
  • Recommendations: 11
Donald Trump was asked if he could quote any Bible verses.


He replied, "Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day; deport him and you’ll never have to feed him again."🙏🙏🙏🙏

Trump
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  • Date: 2/17/17 8:23 AM
  • Number: 177482
  • Recommendations: 1
you could buy more if you had the doe!
  • Date: 2/16/17 7:31 PM
  • Number: 177478
  • Recommendations: 5
Once A man asked God: Why all the girls are so cute & sweet, and all wifes are always angry?
God Answered: Girls are made by me... and you make them a Wife...!!! Your Problem.. !!!
  • Date: 2/14/17 6:14 PM
  • Number: 177453
  • Recommendations: 2
Bubba complained to a doctor that he wetted his bed every night.
"Before it happens, do you see any dreams?" the doctor asked.
"Yes, doctor. Usually I see a dream in which a small demon comes and says, 'Let's
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