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Take me back to where I was.
  • Date: 1/23/15 9:42 PM
  • Number: 168659
  • Recommendations: 13
Bob walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.
The 10 PM news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

  • Date: 1/23/15 9:32 PM
  • Number: 168658
  • Recommendations: 1
If there was a 'Bi-Sexual Pride' parade,
Would it go both ways?
  • Date: 1/23/15 9:31 PM
  • Number: 168657
  • Recommendations: 3
A man came up to a farmer and said,
"Sir, I want to marry your daughter."
The farmer said,
"Okay, you have to run the field, jump the fence, swim the pond, screw the
cow, and then you can marry my daughter."
  • Date: 1/23/15 9:27 PM
  • Number: 168656
  • Recommendations: 3
A very large, old building was being torn down in Chicago to make
room for a new skyscraper. Due to its proximity to other
buildings it could not be imploded and had to be dismantled floor
by floor.

While working on the 49th
  • Date: 1/22/15 6:42 PM
  • Number: 168640
  • Recommendations: 3
Stress Management

Just in case you've had a rough day, here is a stress management technique recommended in all the latest psychological texts. The funny thing is that it really works.

1. Picture yourself near a
  • Date: 1/22/15 6:37 PM
  • Number: 168639
  • Recommendations: 5
When a man talks dirty to a woman its considered sexual harassment.
When a woman talks dirty to a man its $8.50/min (charges may vary).
  • Date: 1/21/15 6:36 PM
  • Number: 168628
  • Recommendations: 7
"The thrill is gone from my marriage," Bob told his friend Mike.
"Why not add some intrigue to your life and have an affair," Mike suggested.
"But what if my wife finds out?"
"Heck, this is a new age
  • Date: 1/21/15 6:33 PM
  • Number: 168627
  • Recommendations: 0
90% of gals have a left boob bigger than the right
Because 90% of boys are right handed.
  • Date: 1/21/15 6:41 AM
  • Number: 168620
  • Recommendations: 4
There's this man with a bald head and a wooden leg who gets invited to a fancy dress party.
He doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg so he writes to a fancy dress company to explain the problem.

A few days
  • Date: 1/20/15 8:36 PM
  • Number: 168616
  • Recommendations: 5
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