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Take me back to where I was.
  • Date: 9/4/15 11:51 AM
  • Number: 171445
  • Recommendations: 14
Jake goes to his friend Mike and says …"I'm sleeping with the minister's wife. Can you keep him back in church for an hour after the service for me?" Mike doesn't like it, but being a friend, he agrees.

After the service, Mike
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  • Date: 9/3/15 9:47 PM
  • Number: 171441
  • Recommendations: 4
1. hand in hand.
2. that in hand.
3. hand in that.
4. that in that.
  • Date: 9/3/15 9:33 PM
  • Number: 171440
  • Recommendations: 6
I found a Justin Bieber concert ticket nailed to a tree, so I took it! You never know when you might need a nail.
  • Date: 9/3/15 6:54 AM
  • Number: 171436
  • Recommendations: 3
Confusion in the new bill that allows gays to serve openly in the Military.
No more don't ask don't tell. But what this has really done is cause confusion in the ranks that could easily cost Marine lives. This is what can now happen.
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  • Date: 9/2/15 6:51 PM
  • Number: 171432
  • Recommendations: 8
A Sunday school teacher asked her class, "What was Jesus' mother's name?" One child answered, "Mary."
The teacher then asked, "Who knows what Jesus' father's name was?" A little kid said,
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  • Date: 9/2/15 6:41 PM
  • Number: 171431
  • Recommendations: 3
Nah, Trump would probably rename it to Mt. Trump :-)


Or Ivana Peaks
  • Date: 9/1/15 10:11 PM
  • Number: 171422
  • Recommendations: 9
I just knew there had to be a purpose for a Navy.

Say what you will about our Navy ‘brothers’, they can entertain. This is good, very good. Turn up your speakers and roll back in time.

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  • Date: 9/1/15 9:11 PM
  • Number: 171419
  • Recommendations: 4
I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I really thought you already knew it.
  • Date: 9/1/15 9:06 PM
  • Number: 171418
  • Recommendations: 1
A man walks into work with two black eyes. His boss asks what happened. The man says, "I was sitting behind a big woman at church. When we stood up to sing hymns, I noticed that her dress was caught in her crack, so I pulled it out. She turned
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  • Date: 9/1/15 3:51 PM
  • Number: 171409
  • Recommendations: 15
A little old lady entered the main branch of a large downtown bank with a large grocery bag in her arms. She told the teller that she wanted to open an account to make a substantial deposit, in excess of $200,000.

Further, she said that
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