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  • Date: 1/18/17 7:21 PM
  • Number: 177124
  • Recommendations: 3
They sit down at a small round table and order three warm beers.
They're sitting there drinking them when one of them notices an Irishman at the bar.

"See that Mick over there? I'm gonna go rile him up."
So he
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  • Date: 1/18/17 7:17 PM
  • Number: 177123
  • Recommendations: 5
In the early 20th Century, Thomas Edison was spreading the word about electricity.

Once, while vacationing out West, he stopped at the Sioux reservation.
Edison was shocked to learn that there was no indoor plumbing, and that he would
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  • Date: 1/17/17 7:59 AM
  • Number: 177094
  • Recommendations: 9
While walking down the street one day, a high ranking politician is tragically hit by a truck and dies.
His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.
"Welcome to Heaven," says St. Peter.
"Before
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  • Date: 1/16/17 10:51 PM
  • Number: 177092
  • Recommendations: 7
Just Before the Weekly Bridge Game Mr. and Mrs. Jones were an average middle-aged couple who got along well enough as long as Mr. Jones didn't put his foot in his mouth.
One day, she was running late for the weekly bridge game with her
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  • Date: 1/15/17 10:34 PM
  • Number: 177084
  • Recommendations: 3
Dear Staff,
Please be advised that these are NEW rules and regulations implemented to raise the efficiency of our firm.

TRANSPORTATION:
It is advised that you come to work driving a car according to your salary.
a) If we see
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  • Date: 1/15/17 11:47 AM
  • Number: 177074
  • Recommendations: 5
An old lady, a difficult independent, use to sit on a bench in a park to feed the pigeons.
One day, she brought with her a whole bun of fresh bread just to feed her daily company.
Little by little, pinch by pinch, she fed each pigeon with
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  • Date: 1/15/17 11:42 AM
  • Number: 177073
  • Recommendations: 8
The Boss who was on the 25th floor of the building called up one of his blonde clerk on the ground floor for an important file.
Since it was rather urgent the Boss told the clerk it was an emergency and that she should hurry with the
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  • Date: 1/14/17 5:26 PM
  • Number: 177071
  • Recommendations: 11
A woman stopped by the pharmacy to get medication,
got back to her car and found that she had locked her keys inside.
The woman found an old rusty coat hanger left on the ground.
She looked at it and said, "I don't know how to
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  • Date: 1/13/17 8:37 PM
  • Number: 177062
  • Recommendations: 13
  • Date: 1/13/17 8:11 PM
  • Number: 177061
  • Recommendations: 13
Dr. Drobkin was a world-famous cardiologist who earned his undergraduate, graduate, and medical degrees in his hometown and then left for Manhattan where he quickly rose to the top of his field.

Soon he was invited to deliver a significant
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