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Take me back to where I was.
  • Date: 1/18/18 9:07 PM
  • Number: 180497
  • Recommendations: 1
I wonder if people who climb the world's highest mountain ever rest?

A demolition company tore down our local pub in record time. They really razed the bar.

A farmer played his Wurlitzer in his vegetable field. That way, they
  • Date: 1/18/18 5:17 PM
  • Number: 180495
  • Recommendations: 4
During his physical, the M.D. asked his new patient about his daily activities.
He described a typical day: " Well yesterday, I went wading along the edge of a lake,
drank 8 beers, escaped from wild dogs in the heavy bush,
  • Date: 1/18/18 5:10 PM
  • Number: 180494
  • Recommendations: 2
An inquisitive little girl asked her mother:
"Mom, What is marriage?"

Her mother replied: "Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting
an overgrown male child who cannot be handled by his parents anymore."
  • Date: 1/18/18 7:35 AM
  • Number: 180493
  • Recommendations: 5
A hubby and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their 9 children !

A blind man joins them after a few minutes.
When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and kids
are able to fit onto the bus.

  • Date: 1/18/18 7:31 AM
  • Number: 180492
  • Recommendations: 0
A guy is on a business trip and he's staying in this fancy
hotel. He goes up to his room, and there's a sign near the bed
that says, "Try our Oriental Massage".

So he rings down to the reception desk and tells
  • Date: 1/17/18 8:13 PM
  • Number: 180490
  • Recommendations: 13
An Army Officer was deployed to Afghanistan.
While he was there he received a letter from his girlfriend.
In the letter she explained that she wants to break up as she is in love
with someone else and wanted nothing further to do with
  • Date: 1/17/18 5:11 PM
  • Number: 180486
  • Recommendations: 4
A passenger jet was suffering through a severe thunderstorm.

As the passengers were being bounced around by the turbulence a young woman turned to a minister
sitting next to her and with a nervous laugh asks, "Reverend,
  • Date: 1/17/18 5:08 PM
  • Number: 180485
  • Recommendations: 10
Clifford and Daisy were married for many years.
Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the night.
Clifford would shout... "When I die, I'll dig my way out of the grave
and haunt you for the rest
  • Date: 1/17/18 5:06 PM
  • Number: 180484
  • Recommendations: 8
Did you hear about the fellow whose entire left side was cut off? He's all right now.

A bicycle can't stand alone. It's just two tired.

When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.

He had a
  • Date: 1/16/18 9:36 PM
  • Number: 180478
  • Recommendations: 3
Why can a Cheetah not hide?
Because it's always spotted!

A wise man once said...
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