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Take me back to where I was.
  • Date: 7/25/16 10:05 PM
  • Number: 175361
  • Recommendations: 1
A blonde who was driving down the highway pulled over to the side of the road when the policeman driving behind her turned on his lights and siren.
She didn't have her seat belt on so as soon as she stopped, she quietly slipped it on before
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  • Date: 7/25/16 9:50 PM
  • Number: 175360
  • Recommendations: 1
An old French lady had a small shop in her village for years, until one day a huge corporate supermarket set up across the road from her little shop.

They put up signs advertising their prices, including one that said: Butter - 10
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  • Date: 7/24/16 8:46 PM
  • Number: 175349
  • Recommendations: 6
Bifocals are God’s way of saying, “Keep your chin up.”
  • Date: 7/24/16 4:19 PM
  • Number: 175348
  • Recommendations: 4
Harold is 33 years old and still single. One day, a friend asked, "Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?"
Harold replied, "Actually, I've found many women I wanted to marry, but when I
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  • Date: 7/24/16 9:21 AM
  • Number: 175343
  • Recommendations: 4
The supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts and I intended to stock up. At the store, however, I was disappointed to find only a few skimpy pre-packaged portions of the poultry, so I complained to the butcher.

"Don't
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  • Date: 7/22/16 6:51 PM
  • Number: 175339
  • Recommendations: 0
Scientists are now eagerly studying Turritopsis dohrnii, a species of jellyfish that can age to an adult and then go through a reverse-aging process reverting itself back to a baby. It can repeat this cycle indefinitely.
  • Date: 7/22/16 6:47 PM
  • Number: 175338
  • Recommendations: 9
Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.
  • Date: 7/20/16 9:35 PM
  • Number: 175318
  • Recommendations: 18
  • Date: 7/19/16 9:12 PM
  • Number: 175314
  • Recommendations: 12
  • Date: 7/19/16 8:51 PM
  • Number: 175313
  • Recommendations: 4
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
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