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  • Date: 5/25/15 8:56 PM
  • Number: 170260
  • Recommendations: 3
The minister of a small congregation was about to start his sermon when he
noticed a young woman in the front row, wearing a tight dress with her
boobs almost hanging out. He couldn't concentrate on his message to the
flock, so he
  • Date: 5/25/15 8:49 PM
  • Number: 170259
  • Recommendations: 1
They made an attractive couple in the swank restaurant,
He handsome, dressed in a hand-tailored suit, obviously well to do, and she
ravishing, shapely, and obviously quite hungry.
It was their first date.
  • Date: 5/25/15 8:37 PM
  • Number: 170258
  • Recommendations: 4
A rich lady is riding along with her chauffeur when they get a flat tire.
He gets out and starts trying to pry off the hubcap.
After he struggles a few minutes, she looks out at him and says,
"You wanna screwdriver?"
  • Date: 5/24/15 7:04 PM
  • Number: 170252
  • Recommendations: 3
Kid's say the darndest things...

Some grade school teachers must agree with that, because they keep journals
of amusing things their students have written in papers.
Here are a few examples:

- The future
  • Date: 5/24/15 12:53 PM
  • Number: 170248
  • Recommendations: 2

Don't forget to mark your calendars.

As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked and if he does, he must commit suicide.

So next
  • Date: 5/24/15 8:39 AM
  • Number: 170244
  • Recommendations: 1
Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing.
One lady turns and asks,
"Do you still get horny?"
The other replies,
"Oh sure I do."
The first old lady asks,
"What do you do
  • Date: 5/22/15 3:22 PM
  • Number: 170236
  • Recommendations: 5

A little boy blows up a balloon and starts flicking it all around the
house with his finger.
His mother tells him to stop it as he's liable to break something, but
the boy
  • Date: 5/22/15 3:18 PM
  • Number: 170235
  • Recommendations: 3
Our local prostitutes claim they don't sell sex.
They tell the court that they sell condoms with free demonstrations.
  • Date: 5/22/15 11:34 AM
  • Number: 170234
  • Recommendations: 3
  • Date: 5/21/15 8:44 PM
  • Number: 170228
  • Recommendations: 4
10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving.

Which makes it a logical statement that

90% of accidents are due to driving without drinking!
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