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Take me back to where I was.
  • Date: 3/27/15 10:35 AM
  • Number: 169562
  • Recommendations: 0
At one point you were the youngest person on Earth.
  • Date: 3/27/15 10:34 AM
  • Number: 169561
  • Recommendations: 0
Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened.

"First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while making love to his mistress.
  • Date: 3/27/15 10:27 AM
  • Number: 169560
  • Recommendations: 0
Why old men need cell phones
  • Date: 3/26/15 7:49 PM
  • Number: 169551
  • Recommendations: 0
49% believe in ESP.
51% read their horoscopes regularly.
53% of women will not leave the house without makeup on. Which may explain why...
14% of us claim to have seen a ghost.
  • Date: 3/26/15 10:09 AM
  • Number: 169542
  • Recommendations: 7
A man walked into a Washington D.C. Catholic church confessional.
He tells the priest, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. Last night, I killed a congressman."

The priest responds, "My son, I'm here to forgive your
  • Date: 3/26/15 8:31 AM
  • Number: 169541
  • Recommendations: 1
These two guys meet after not having seen each other for many many years.
First guy asks the second guy,

"How have things been going?"

The second guy speaking very slowly tells the first guy,

  • Date: 3/25/15 9:56 PM
  • Number: 169537
  • Recommendations: 3
This was performed one time only on the Johnny Carson Show in 1992.

It was a good thing they taped it, because it was never done again.

Steve Martin, as The Great Flydini, and he doesn't say a word.
The great
  • Date: 3/25/15 9:42 PM
  • Number: 169535
  • Recommendations: 3
Soldiers and family can relate to this

Very thought provoking
  • Date: 3/25/15 4:45 PM
  • Number: 169531
  • Recommendations: 6
This is just too cool for words. The scenes where they take off & land
on a paved runway are mostly Sebring Airport in FL...........
  • Date: 3/25/15 3:33 PM
  • Number: 169527
  • Recommendations: 7
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