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  • Date: 10/24/16 2:51 PM
  • Number: 176345
  • Recommendations: 5
Boudreaux was feeling guilty, so he went to confession.
"Father, I kinda took a little lumber from that new construction site."
Priest: "What did you do with the lumber, my son?"
Boudreaux: "Well, Father, my
  • Date: 10/24/16 1:11 PM
  • Number: 176342
  • Recommendations: 0
Sorry, you can only recommend a post to the Best of once.
  • Date: 10/23/16 5:19 PM
  • Number: 176335
  • Recommendations: 14
Two women are new arrivals at the pearly gates and are comparing stories on how they died.
Woman #1: I froze to death.
Woman #2: How horrible!
Woman #1: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and
  • Date: 10/23/16 5:08 PM
  • Number: 176334
  • Recommendations: 3
A man was sent to prison for 20 years.
He was so bored while in there; he found an ant and decided to teach it tricks - like beg, play dead, roll over, jump etc.
He served his time and was released.
He took his ant with him in a
  • Date: 10/23/16 1:26 AM
  • Number: 176326
  • Recommendations: 4
A king travels through the desert, when he suddenly discovers a man captured under a big rock, he throws a rope around the rock and ties it to his horse and pulls the rock off the man.
The man, grateful as he is, tells the king that he's
  • Date: 10/23/16 1:16 AM
  • Number: 176325
  • Recommendations: 4
A little kid's in school, taking a true-false test and he's flipping a coin.
At the end of the test he's flipping the coin again.
The teacher says, "What are you doing?"
He says, "Checking my answers."
  • Date: 10/22/16 6:08 PM
  • Number: 176320
  • Recommendations: 6
A week after their marriage, the Redneck newlyweds paid a visit to their doctor..."I can't figure it out doc, and I'm really worried," said the husband."My testicles are turning blue."
"That's pretty
  • Date: 10/22/16 7:22 AM
  • Number: 176318
  • Recommendations: 11
Each evening bird-lover Tom stood in his backyard, hooting like an owl. One night, an owl called back to him.
For a year, the man and his feathered friend hooted back and forth.
He even kept a log of the "conversation."
  • Date: 10/22/16 7:12 AM
  • Number: 176317
  • Recommendations: 4
I woke up this morning at 8, and could sense something was wrong. I
got downstairs and found the wife face down on the kitchen floor, not
breathing! I panicked. I didn't know what to do. Then I remembered
McDonald's serves
  • Date: 10/22/16 7:08 AM
  • Number: 176316
  • Recommendations: 46
Politics is the gentle art of getting votes
from the poor and campaign funds from the rich,
by promising to protect each from the other.
~Oscar Am ringer, "the Mark Twain of American Socialism."

I offered my
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