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  • Date: 8/28/16 10:02 AM
  • Number: 175768
  • Recommendations: 8
One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn't too luxurious.
When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the President's secret
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  • Date: 8/27/16 10:43 PM
  • Number: 175766
  • Recommendations: 12
A lawyer had a wife and 12 children and needed to move, as his rental agreement was coming to an end forthe home where he lived, but was having difficulty in finding a new home.
When he said he had 12 children, no one would rent a home to him
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  • Date: 8/27/16 8:56 AM
  • Number: 175755
  • Recommendations: 9
A gang of hoodlums began hanging out on the steps of the church and hassling worshipers as they came in and out. Finally, the situation got so bad that complaints reached Father Murphy, who decided to go out and talk to the teenagers.
The
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  • Date: 8/27/16 8:47 AM
  • Number: 175754
  • Recommendations: 2
Grandma was outside pulling weeds on a hot summer day when her grandpa walked up and asked her what they were having for dinner.
Irritated by the thought of him sitting in the air conditioned house while she labored away on the weeds, she
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  • Date: 8/27/16 8:43 AM
  • Number: 175753
  • Recommendations: 4
There was a boy standing on a corner selling fish. He was saying, "Dam fish for sale, dam fish for sale."
A preacher walked up and asked why he was calling them dam fish.
VThe kid said, "I caught them at the dam, so
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  • Date: 8/26/16 12:32 PM
  • Number: 175747
  • Recommendations: 6
There was once a retired military man who was very patriotic. He had a tall flag in his front yard back when it wasn't a common thing to do. One day he talked with a Jehovah Witness and got very upset when he found out the Jehovah Witnesses
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  • Date: 8/26/16 12:21 PM
  • Number: 175746
  • Recommendations: 2
We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time.
However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted.
  • Date: 8/24/16 10:33 PM
  • Number: 175737
  • Recommendations: 1
Dobby lost his eye in an accident and couldn't afford the price of a glass eye. So he carved one out of wood. But he was so self-conscious that he never left the house.
Finally, his friend Eddy came over and forced him to go out.

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  • Date: 8/24/16 12:59 PM
  • Number: 175723
  • Recommendations: 6
A lady is having a bad day at the table in Monte Carlo.
Down to her last $100, completely exasperated, she cries, "What rotten luck! What in the world should I do now?"
A gent next to her, trying to calm her down a bit, calmly
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  • Date: 8/23/16 7:37 PM
  • Number: 175720
  • Recommendations: 21
A guy was getting ready to tee off on the first hole when a second golfer approached and asked if he could join him.
The first said that he usually played alone, but agreed to the twosome.
They were even after the first few holes.
The
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