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The 10 Most Recommended Messages By dlkeiley

Take me back to where I was.
  • Date: 11/6/08 9:43 AM
  • Number: 8985
  • Recommendations: 92
I'm talking about claiming that homosexual acts are okay


But they are. I'll never comprehend why anyone would or could ever possibly care about what consenting adults do in the bedroom. Just because you've never had anything
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  • Date: 1/29/07 3:49 PM
  • Number: 755129
  • Recommendations: 89
I do not dream about laundry, retard.


I was going to wait a day to reply because I didn't want to go too far but you used certain terminology/phrases that deeply, and personally
offended me, and the mentally challenged
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  • Date: 9/22/09 3:29 PM
  • Number: 16988
  • Recommendations: 87
Yeah, but I'll bet she doesn't have the strength of a retard.



I was going to wait a day to reply because I didn't want to go too far but you used certain terminology/phrases that deeply, and personally
offended me,
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  • Date: 6/21/01 10:49 AM
  • Number: 219342
  • Recommendations: 84
is a hero. He saved 3 lives last night in a 6 alarm fire in Brooklyn.


dlk
proud sister
  • Date: 1/12/01 1:37 PM
  • Number: 150789
  • Recommendations: 81
"This board rules"

So I first posted to this Board of Pure Evil those many thousands of posts ago only to be greeted by none other than swimdad, the Elder himself. My very first Morning Smile made mention of testicles, a fortuitous
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  • Date: 12/14/00 7:03 PM
  • Number: 120842
  • Recommendations: 78
I wish I had the time to reply to every post from every one of you absolutely
wonderful people but since I am positively getting my ass kicked at work,
I cannot take the time required to do so properly.

I just wanted to thank all of
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  • Date: 1/16/07 4:17 PM
  • Number: 30329
  • Recommendations: 64
The ex got home from his 9-day ski trip last night. He lives (soon to be past tense) with me (it's my house). So, he came home and asked me what I wanted him to do as far as living arrangements. I offered to let him use the extra bedroom until he
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  • Date: 9/24/07 2:35 PM
  • Number: 109181
  • Recommendations: 60
It has been over a month. All hope had been abandoned. A fisher, or a coyote or a car had probably taken the baby away. Talk was turning toward whether a new baby was wanted when the phone rang.

“I think I have your baby,” a
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  • Date: 7/14/06 2:53 PM
  • Number: 3280
  • Recommendations: 57
To whomever FA'ed like an insane person, is this better?

Think of us as a bunch of retarded clowns.

You are all part of the "special" jobs program at McDonalds?



I waited a day to reply because I didn't want
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  • Date: 2/10/07 10:31 PM
  • Number: 15672
  • Recommendations: 54
I've had enough to drink at this point so I think I can write this. I remember the day you were born. You were so big and you were breathing so fast and they stuck you under that heat lamp thingy and I watched you through the glass and though omigod
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