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Subject:  Weddings Outside the Box Date:  6/1/2001  3:02 PM
Author:  bookgrrrl Number:  150040 of 895753

In light of all the recent posts asking how to save money on a wedding, I thought I'd take this opportunity to rant a little about a particular pet peeve of mine. I call it "Weddings Inside the Box." I'm sure I'm going to get flamed for this by lots of horrified relatives and brides-to-be, but my butt-hide is tough, I can take it. I think.

Anyway, last weekend, DH and I were visiting with an old HS friend who has been married for seven years. He and his wife had been in a big hurry seven years ago to amass all the trappings of a "grown-up lifestyle:" the big wedding, the big house in the suburbs, the minivan, the three kids, etc. This man made open (and none-too-gentle) fun of DH and I for years because we dated for so long before marrying, and because we still haven't bought a home. "When are you guys gonna GROW UP?" he'd demand. What the hell does growing up have to do with buying a house, by the way? At any rate, I know that things are pretty financially tight for this couple right now, and last weekend, while discussing my recent elopement with DH, this guy shocked us by not making fun of us, but instead saying, "Well,that's good - we're still paying off our wedding." Huh? Seven years later? Ouch.

So here's my main point: you can try all you want to save a few pennies here and there on your wedding - for example, buying cheaper invitations, or mixing silk flowers with genuine blooms, or purchasing a less expensive wine or fewer appetizers, or hiring a band for three hours instead of four - but when all is said and done, you're not going to save very much on your wedding at all. That's because you're still purchasing the wedding that the wedding industry is telling you to purchase - essentially, you're buying into a game that's rigged against you. You're planning a wedding that differs from every other wedding only in the most insignificant details.

Once the wedding industry convinces you that you need a sit-down dinner for 200 in order to be genuinely married, they've won. Because at that point, you're reduced to quibbling about peripheral details - is the sit-down chicken dinner 0.75 cents cheaper per plate than the sit-down beef dinner? If we get plain white linens on the tables instead of white-and-gold, can we save $120? What if we get a table centerpiece with lillies instead of roses - how much does that save? The industry professionals are no doubt delighted to let you go on believing that you are cleverly cutting down on your costs, since they have *already* sold you the biggest bill of goods: the very notion of the necessity of the big wedding.

The wedding industry is designed to separate you from your money. That's all it is designed to do. It is not designed to teach you about love, sexual pasion, or companionship; it is not designed to make your marriage last; it is not even designd to make sure that your wedding turns out to be a fun party. It is designed with one purpose in mind, and that it to get you to sign the check. Period. End of story. (Of course, if you ask me, it is also a cartoonish expression of the very worst human impulses that tend to be fostered by a consumption-oriented society, but let's not get into that here). As long as you buy into the vision of The Wedding that the industry sells, you will be forced to spend a great deal of money on your wedding. You may not have to go into debt, like DH's friend, but let's not pretend that you're going to walk away with your 401K padded by your choice of laser-printed, as opposed to heat-engraved, invitations.

If you really want to save money on your invitations, then you'll need to have a different kind of wedding entirely - a "Wedding Outside the Box." This means drastically re-thinking your notions of what your wedding "needs" to be. And please don't give me that tired crap about how it's not you but rather your mother/father/minister/grandmother/ailing Aunt Lucy who wants a big wedding, because it is not - it is YOU and nobody but YOU. I have no doubt that your mother/father/minister/grandmother/ailing Aunt Lucy did