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|Subject: Weapons of crass destruction||Date: 1/18/2005 5:54 AM|
|Author: tpault||Number: 8332 of 8418|
In real news, CNN reports today that the U.S. has been developing non-lethal weapons since 1994. One idea that apparantly got nixed, was a drug that causes rampant homosexuality amongst the enemy.
The article does not say what advantage this would give the U.S. but apparantly someone in the Pentagon must have felt that it's easier to kick a flaming homosexual's butt than that of a heterosexual.
Other weapons they worked on included a spray that would attract biting insects, and another chemical that would cause severe bad breath. The bad breath idea is meant to make it hard for bad guys to mingle amongst us. But if bad breath does an enemy make, I'll have to shoot myself every morning.
These are real weapons that the U.S. has considered developing. The story can be seen here:
Your assignment, should you accept it, is to come up with your own WCD (Weapons of Crass Destruction). Be imaginative, as our government may just wind up using your idea!
My first idea: Spray low fat mayonaise on the enemy and then put them in large hoagie buns, wrapped up in Subway paper. The Jared will eat them.
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