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Subject:  Re: Swift Texas Justice Date:  7/25/2005  2:18 PM
Author:  BattleAxes Number:  248238 of 873608

Police say a severely disturbed geography teacher has shot six people
who did not know the capitol of Scotland. They say he is still on the
loose, and they remind everyone the capitol of Scotland is Edinburgh.


A man shot six people on the downtown bus today, then asked for a
transfer and shot six people on the crosstown bus. In order to
prevent this from happening in the future, authorities are
discontinuing the transfer system.


Finally, a man in Texas was arrested today for shooting and killing:
his wife, son, two daughters, his mother and father, all four of his
grandparents, his dog, his mailman, three neighbors, and a woman who
works at the filling station. He claims he was just cleaning his gun
when it suddenly went off.


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