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Subject:  For Art or anyone from hillbilly counry Date:  11/8/2009  10:23 PM
Author:  CountUptoten Number:  21601 of 73768

Hillbilly Medical Terms
Benign.................What you be after you be eight.
Artery.........................The study of paintings.
Bacteria.......................Back door to cafeteria.
Barium..............What doctors do when patients die.
Caesarian Section............The Italian part of town.
CATscan...........................Searching for kitty.
Cauterize...................Made eye contact with her.
Colic....................................A sheep dog.
Coma...............................A punctuation mark.
D & C.............................Where Washington is.
Dilate...................................To live long.
Enema....................................Not a friend.
Fester......................Quicker than someone else.
Fibula....................................A small lie.
Genital.............................Non-Jewish person.
G.I. Series.........World Series of military baseball.
Hangnail...................What you hang your coat on.
Impotent....................Distinguished, well known.
Labor Pain.......................Getting hurt at work.
Medical Staff.........................A Doctor's cane.
Morbid......................A higher offer than I bid.
Nitrates.......................Cheaper than day rates.
Node........................................I knew it.
Outpatient...................A person who has fainted.