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Subject:  Updated Chinese Proverb Date:  6/12/2012  10:11 PM
Author:  tgrmn Number:  629232 of 682996

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Original Chinese Proverb -

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime.


2012 Revision/update

Give a man a welfare check, a free cell phone with unlimited free minutes, cash for his clunker, food stamps, section 8 housing, free contraceptives, Medicaid, a hundred weeks of unemployment, a forty ounce malt liquor, free drugs, Air Jordan shoes, and he will vote Democrat for life.
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