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|Subject: Can you sand another...||Date: 10/3/2012 1:45 PM|
|Author: Tuni||Number: 156056 of 178156|
old Lone Ranger joke?
'The Lone Ranger replies, 'I see millions of stars.'
'What that tell you?' asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, 'Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What does it tell you, Tonto?'
'You dumber than buffalo. It means someone stole the tent.'
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