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Subject:  Re: I'm from the Federal Government... Date:  10/5/2012  10:47 AM
Author:  twopairfullhouse Number:  156080 of 181732

In reading this joke, I thought it was going to end with the DEA agent being shot with weapons that were 'walked' under Fast & Furious.

So the ending was a surprise.

OJ: The phone rang at two o'clock in the morning as a husband and wife were asleep.

The husband picked up the phone and said, "Hello? ... How the heck do I know? What am I, the weather man?" -- and promptly slammed the phone down.

His wife rolls over and asks, "Who was that?"

The husband replies, "I don’t know. Some guy who wanted to know if the coast was clear."
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