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Subject:  Re: Ascenzm, You're the deciding vote Date:  10/8/2012  10:36 AM
Author:  ascenzm Number:  647654 of 757527

That will never happen. Too many skeletons in my closet. The Mustard colored couch incident when I was fifteen years old alone would probably be enough to keep me out of the Oval office. The first time I ever had sex, 19 years old, was when I was seduced by a chubby 41 year old married woman. And yes I smoked pot some in college and yes I inhaled. How about my crazy mixed up Taoist/Spiritualist, NDE, death bed vision, holographic universe beliefs?

Can you imagine how all this would play out in the media?

Artie




Dang it Art, those are resume enhancers. <g> Just say you're a liberal Democrat and be pro-abortion and you're good to go.

Mike
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