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|Subject: Re: Cartoon of the day||Date: 11/20/2012 9:44 PM|
|Author: MadCapitalist||Number: 656246 of 860782|
Moving on. You have liver, kidneys and gall bladder, but no central nervous system. Does Ron Paul pull the plug?
Hopefully he would ask why the heck anyone thinks the US government should be involved in that question - or in paying for the decision.
SHELLBACH: Situation number four. You're breathing on your own, you're conscious, but with no muscular function.
KRAMER: Well, would I be able to communicate?
SHELLBACH: I don't see how.
ELAINE: Ach, I don't like the sound of this one.
KRAMER: Huhh, yeah, let's pull the cord.
ELAINE: Yank it like (pops open soda can) you're starting a mower.
SHELLBACH: Moving on. You have liver, kidneys and gall bladder, but no central nervous system.
Kramer looks at Elaine, who gives a double thumbs-down.
KRAMER: Well, I gotta have a central nervous system.
SHELLBACH: Okay. One lung, blind and you're eating through a tube.
KRAMER: Naw, that's not my style.
SHELLBACH: Alright, you can eat. But machines do everything else.
KRAMER: (hesitant) Uhm...
Kramer looks to Elaine, who nods.
ELAINE: I'd stick.
KRAMER: Yeah, yeah. Stick. (to Elaine) 'Cos I could still go to the coffee shop.
ELAINE: (points to Kramer and smiles in agreement) That's right.
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