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Subject:  Spanish Job Application (delightful) Date:  5/16/2013  10:48 PM
Author:  flyerboys Number:  423078 of 536721

This muy listo (clever/cute/eager) CV was recorded by the applicant on Barcelona subway and posted on internet:

and shows the brighter side of how some extremely qualified, bright, and unemployed Spanish youth are dealing with the depression.

Translated Lyrics:

I have a Bachelor in Journalism
and a Postgraduate Diploma
that I have brought here folded
if you want to see it.

Additional training:
An online course I took through Groupalia,
in Community Management.

I am an expert at Twitter, Facebook, Pinterest,
LinkedIn and MySpace.

Professionally experienced
on local radio,
with an intern's contract,
of course with no salary.

And, although it's not my thing,
I have also done sales,
Worked in a call center,
and as a cashier at Mediamark.

As for languages ??I must say:
I have a good level of English,
I used to fly with RyanAir.

[next two lines he sings in Italian:]
Anche Parlo Italiano, ["I also speak Italian"]
Livello amore summer ["at the level of summer romancing"]
and I can get by in French.

I Rule on Word,
Excel and Power Point.
And Photoshop is under my Control.

Do not open your purses
I'm not asking for your money
but perhaps you, your friend, or a family member...

...Needs a journalist, screenwriter,
writer, editor, or
music composer ...

…Or maybe you're looking for a more trivial service.
I also know how to kneel down
and for a special price
let you whip me.

For more information,
At your disposition,
My profile is posted at Infojobs.

He has since gotten a job. Good for him! Now just a few tens of millions to go.

david fb
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