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|Subject: Spanish Job Application (delightful)||Date: 5/16/2013 10:48 PM|
|Author: flyerboys||Number: 423078 of 513013|
This muy listo (clever/cute/eager) CV was recorded by the applicant on Barcelona subway and posted on internet:
and shows the brighter side of how some extremely qualified, bright, and unemployed Spanish youth are dealing with the depression.
I have a Bachelor in Journalism
and a Postgraduate Diploma
that I have brought here folded
if you want to see it.
An online course I took through Groupalia,
in Community Management.
I am an expert at Twitter, Facebook, Pinterest,
LinkedIn and MySpace.
on local radio,
with an intern's contract,
of course with no salary.
And, although it's not my thing,
I have also done sales,
Worked in a call center,
and as a cashier at Mediamark.
As for languages ??I must say:
I have a good level of English,
I used to fly with RyanAir.
[next two lines he sings in Italian:]
Anche Parlo Italiano, ["I also speak Italian"]
Livello amore summer ["at the level of summer romancing"]
and I can get by in French.
I Rule on Word,
Excel and Power Point.
And Photoshop is under my Control.
Do not open your purses
I'm not asking for your money
but perhaps you, your friend, or a family member...
...Needs a journalist, screenwriter,
writer, editor, or
music composer ...
…Or maybe you're looking for a more trivial service.
I also know how to kneel down
and for a special price
let you whip me.
For more information,
At your disposition,
My profile is posted at Infojobs.
He has since gotten a job. Good for him! Now just a few tens of millions to go.
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