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|Subject: Re: Going to see Man Of Steel||Date: 6/28/2013 9:52 PM|
|Author: TheBaronAndrew||Number: 687424 of 795246|
I doubt it was real butter.
Why don't movie theaters offer real buttered popcorn anymore?
Clerk: Do you want the Medium size or the middle size?
Elaine: What's the difference?
Clerk: Well, we have three sizes. Medium, Large, and Jumbo.
Elaine: [momentarily perplexed] What happened to the small?
Clerk: There is no small. Small is Medium.
Elaine: What's... medium?