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Subject:  Re: Going to see Man Of Steel Date:  6/28/2013  9:52 PM
Author:  TheBaronAndrew Number:  687424 of 795246

I doubt it was real butter.

Why don't movie theaters offer real buttered popcorn anymore?

Clerk: Do you want the Medium size or the middle size?

Elaine: What's the difference?

Clerk: Well, we have three sizes. Medium, Large, and Jumbo.

Elaine: [momentarily perplexed] What happened to the small?

Clerk: There is no small. Small is Medium.

Elaine: What's... medium?