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|Subject: Dogs vs wives||Date: 7/10/2013 4:16 PM|
|Author: it409||Number: 160161 of 167588|
Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:
1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
3. A dog's parents never visit.
4. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
5. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.
6. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
7. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.
To test this theory:
Lock your wife and your dog in the garage for an hour.
Then open it and see who's happy to see you.
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