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Subject:  Oy! Tore my rotator cuff Date:  12/3/2013  3:25 PM
Author:  Trini209 Number:  18870 of 19741

I think the 19 pound turkey did it:

1. Meat counter to shopping cart

2. Cart to check out counter

3. Counter back into shopping cart

4. Cart into car

5. Car to kitchen counter

6. Kitchen counter to fridge

7. Two days later, fridge to sink

8. Sink to roasting pan, add a couple of pounds of stuffing

9. Roasting pan into oven

10. Remove whole thing to stovetop two times during next four hours to baste the bird

11. Remove from oven and place o