A drunk was on his knees beneath a street-light, evidently looking for something. A passer-by, being a good Samaritan, offered to help. “What is it you have lost? ” he asked. ”My watch, ” replied the drunk. “It fell off when I tripped over the pavement.”The passer-by joined in the search but after a quarter of an hour, there was still no sign of the watch. “Where exactly did you trip? ” asked the passer-by.“About half a block up the street, ” replied the drunk.“Then why are you looking for your watch here if you lost it half a block up the street? ”The drunk said: “Because the light’s a lot better here. ”
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