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A salesman rang the bell at a suburban home. The door was opened by a nine year old boy puffing on a long fat cigar.
Astonished, the salesman asked the boy, "Is your mother or father at home?"
The boy took the cigar out of his mouth, flicked ash on the carpet, and asked, "What do you think?"
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