A synagogue honors its Rabbi for a quarter-century of service by sending him to Hawaii on a well-deserved vacation, all expenses paid. The President of the synagogue decides that in addition to the trip, the Rabbi should have fun and he makes arrangements to have a call-girl available for the Rabbi at all times.When the Rabbi walks into his hotel room, there is this nude young girl lying on the bed and she informs the Rabbi that she is his at any time during his vacation. The Rabbi, stunned and extremely embarrassed, demands to know who arranged this little situation, and of course, the girl is compelled to tell him.The Rabbi immediately picks up the phone, calls the synagogue, and gets through to the President of the congregation."Where is your respect?" he growls. "How could you do something like this? I must be held in high esteem by each and every member of this congregation. As your Rabbi, I am very, very angry with you!"As he continues to berate the President, the girl rises sheepishly from the bed, not wanting to further embarrass the Rabbi.As she stands, the Rabbi says "Where are you going? I'm not mad at you!"
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