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A synagogue honors its Rabbi for a quarter-century of
service by sending him to Hawaii on a well-deserved
vacation, all expenses paid.

The President of the synagogue decides that in addition
to the trip, the Rabbi should have fun and he makes
arrangements to have a call-girl available for the Rabbi
at all times.

When the Rabbi walks into his hotel room, there is this
nude young girl lying on the bed and she informs the
Rabbi that she is his at any time during his vacation.

The Rabbi, stunned and extremely embarrassed, demands to
know who arranged this little situation, and of course,
the girl is compelled to tell him.

The Rabbi immediately picks up the phone, calls the
synagogue, and gets through to the President of the

"Where is your respect?" he growls. "How could you do
something like this? I must be held in high esteem by
each and every member of this congregation. As your
Rabbi, I am very, very angry with you!"

As he continues to berate the President, the girl rises
sheepishly from the bed, not wanting to further
embarrass the Rabbi.

As she stands, the Rabbi says
"Where are you going? I'm not mad at you!"
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