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A minister, a priest and a rabbi went for a hike one day.
It was very hot. They were sweating and exhausted when they
came upon a small lake. Since it was fairly secluded, they
removed all their clothes and jumped in the water for some skinny-dipping.

Feeling refreshed, the trio decided to pick a few berries while
enjoying their newfound "freedom." As they were crossing an open
area, who should come along but a group of ladies from town.

Unable to get to their clothes in time, the minister and the priest
covered their privates and the rabbi covered his face while they ran for cover.

After the ladies had left and the men got their clothes back on, the
minister and the priest asked the rabbi why he covered his face rather
than his privates. The rabbi replied, "I don't know about YOU two,
but in MY congregation, it's my face, not my manhood, they would've recognized."
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