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A much better George Carlin rant on food involves "Advertising words."

You know the people... Fresh, natural, hearty, old fashioned, home made goodness... in a can.

Old fashioned. When you hear "old fashioned," you're supposed to think "Oh, this goes back to the old days." Right, the old days, before we had sanitation laws... Before hygiene became popular... Back when botulism was still considered a sauce.

You shouldn't be eating processed foods and packaged foods anyway. They're no good for you. You know how I stopped eating processed foods? I started picturing the people who were doing the processing.

(DEFINITELY not work/kid safe...)

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