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Subject: A Wedding Story Date: 9/25/2000 4:25 PM
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This is a true story about a recent wedding that took
place at Clemson University. Even Jay Leno mentioned
it on The Tonight Show.

It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the
wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage
to talk to the crowd. He said that he wanted to thank
everyone for coming, many from long distances, to
support them at their wedding. He especially wanted
to
thank the bride's and groom's families for coming and
to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a
fabulous reception.

To thank everyone for coming and bringing gifts and
everything, he said he wanted to give everyone a
special gift from just him. So taped to the bottom of
everyone's chair was a manila envelope, including the
wedding party. He said that this was his gift to
everyone, and told everyone to open the envelopes.

Inside each envelope was an 8x10 picture of his best
man having sex with his new bride. He had gotten
suspicious of the two of them and hired a private
detective to trail them weeks prior to the wedding.
After he stood there and watched the people's
reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the
best man and said, "XXXX you!" He turned to his bride
and said, "XXXX you!" And then he turned to the
dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm out of here."

He had the marriage annulled first thing the next
morning. While most of us would have broken off the
engagement immediately after finding out about the
affair, this guy goes through with it anyway, as if
nothing was wrong. His revenge: Making the bride's
parents pay over $32,000 for 300 guests for a wedding
and reception. Letting everyone know exactly what did
happen. And best of all, trashing the bride's and best
man's reputations in front of all of their friends and
their entire families.

Do you think we might see one of those Mastercard
"Priceless" commercials out of this?

Elegant wedding for 300 family and
guest........$32,000
Photographers for the wedding...................$
3,000
Deluxe Honeymoon accommodations in Maui for 2...$
8,500
The look on everyone's faces after seeing a
photo the Bride and Best Man having
sex.......Priceless

Revenge takes many forms.

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