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Subject: Airport Screening Results Date: 9/27/2012 6:59 PM
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Airport (TSA) Screening Results

June Statistics On Airport Screening From The Department Of Homeland Security:

Terrorists Discovered 0
Transvestites 133
Hernias 1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172
Enlarged Prostates 8,249
Breast Implants 59,350
Natural Blondes 3


It was also discovered that 535 members of Congress had no balls.
Not verified on “Snopes”...but sounds about right...
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