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Thomas Gold is full of gas,
For he believes it comes from as
Teroidal impacts through
the primordial crusty goo,
And bubbles upward (not by chance),
From the seat of Gaia's pants;
Good Mother Nature's hydrocarbs
Have earned ol' Tom some nasty barbs
From those that term 'em "Dino' turds!,"
His views. Why Tom, them's phytane words,
When you say methane's cometal; gee,
We all thought it came from algae:
Each pterane, kerogen and monomer,
beyond belief for an astronomer
Whose planetary print outgassings
Rival cudlipped bovine passings
(Which may yet prove another theory
'Bout which I'm lukewarm and leery).



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