And by implication, working people are on team red.

But by direct measurement, they are not.

Fine. To avoid confusion, I've reformulated.

Team Red: Seniors, the military, men, married women.

Team Blue: Hyphenated Americans, youngsters, the unemployed, unmarried women, government workers.

Which one do you want to be on? Enough said.

(I can accept "neither" as an answer but not "blue".)