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And Mom told me Demon Rum could lead to nothing but bad.

I was more heavily influenced by dad and four brothers. Some of their thoughts on drinking also included dating advice, which was:

Is Dandy
But Liquor
Is Quicker

Something for those in new dating relationships to keep in mind for tomorrow.

Hmmm. Now I wonder about that going blind stuff.

I was told it's okay, until you need to start wearing glasses.
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