Dear Fools,TheDope1 and 2828 have set themselves up as the High Pontifexes of the Denouncement Registry. You must forthwith register all your denouncements where they can see them. (Note that a High Pontifex, having the power of Blindness, can choose to see whatever he wants.) If you do not, you must be an evil wretch up to no good. So sayeth the l0rd.It does no good to "pre-denounce". Statements of principle, past denouncements of similar acts, or even the basest expectations of humanity and ethics, are unacceptable. No, you can only denounce as denounceable things happen. Every bomb, every murder, every rape, every child molestation (to which High Pontifexes are curiously prone), must be accompanied by a suitable denouncement within 24 hours. So sayeth the l0rd.Your future depends on swift and total denouncement. The High Pontifexes are charged with simplifying our overly complex society. When determining your suitability in our Simplified Future, or even determining your very humanity, the question "Who did you denounce lately?" is the only question a High Pontifex need ask. It is up to you to ensure that your denouncements are in the Denouncement Registry, and are up to date. So sayeth the l0rd.You need not be reminded, but I'll do it anyway, that all this is just a dress rehearsal for h1s return. When h3 returns, we shall greet h1s return with One Voice, the Great Synchronized Denouncement...and maybe a Hail Mary just in case. Then we'll all be enfolded in h1s l0ve, and rise up to h3b1n.Am3n
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