A student comes to a young professor's office. She glances downthe hall, closes his door, and kneels pleadingly."I would do anything to pass this exam."She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, and gazesseductively into his eyes."I mean," she whispers, "I would do *anything*."He returns her gaze."Anything?""ANYTHING"His voice softens. "Anything??"She smiles mischievously, "Anything."His voice turns to a whisper,"Would you . . . study?"
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