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Stop peeing on the seats of public toilets.

As long as the seat is dry, it won't hurt you. In spite of what your mother told you, a dry toilet seat will not hurt you. However, if you hoist yourself up and whiz in the general direction of the toilet, you are going to urinate all over the seat, rendering the seat no longer dry and therefore questionable in safety and hygiene to all who follow, most importantly me.

So for the love of God, just SIT ON THE SEAT AND PEE. Nothing bad will happen to you.


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