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Tropical Storm Ophelia has stalled 70 miles off of the coast and continues to strengthen. You are responsible for your own rescue and planning. The federal government will not help you. Republican leadership will blame you for property damage and failure to act. You should stock up with food and water and ammunition for 10 days. Remember, the Department of Homeland Security also recommends duct tape and plastic sheeting. Please have all of these supplies at least 35 feet in the air, in case of storm surge or flooding. You should also have $2,000 in cash, and plane tickets on a charter flight out. If you fail to prepare to this level - IT'S YOUR FAULT!

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