An elderly man suffered a massive heart attack. The family drove wildly to get him to the emergency room. After what seemed like a very long wait, the ER doctor appeared wearing his scrubs and a long face. Sadly, he said, “I’m afraid Grandpa is brain-dead, but his heart is still beating.” “Oh, Dear,” cried his wife, her hands clasped against her cheeks with shock. “We’ve never had a Democrat in the family before!”
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