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Author: jjbklb Big gold star, 5000 posts Old School Fool Add to my Favorite Fools Ignore this person (you won't see their posts anymore) Number: of 1653  
Subject: balloon Date: 1/22/2006 5:11 PM
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A little boy blows up his balloon and starts
flicking it all around the house with his finger. His
mother tells him to stop it as he's liable to break
something.



The boy continues. "Johnny!" mom screams. "Knock
it off. You're going to break something." He stops and
eventually mom leaves for a short trip to the store.
Johnny starts up with the balloon again. He gives it
one last flick and it lands in the toilet.


Mom comes in and while putting away the groceries
gets the urge. A diarrhea run. She can hardly make it
to the toilet in time and SPLASH, out it comes. When
she's finished she looks down and can't believe what
she's seeing.



Diarrhea everywhere! She's not sure what this big
brown thing is in the toilet! She calls her doctor.
The doctor is baffled as she describes the situation,
but he assures her he'll be over shortly to examine
everything.



When he arrives she leads him to the bathroom and
he gets down on his knees and takes a long, hard look
at the thing. Finally, he takes out his pen and sort
of touches it to see what it might be and POP!



The balloon explodes and diarrhea is everywhere.
On him, the walls, etc. Doctor! Doctor! Are you
alright?" she asks.

He says, "I've been in this business for over 30
years, and this is the first time I've ever seen a
fart!"
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