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At a national conference the general managers of Budweiser, Coors, XXXX (Australia), and Heineken found themselves sitting at the same table for lunch.

When the waitress asked what they wanted to drink, the GM of Budweiser said without hesitation, "I'll have a premium Bud."

The head of Coors said, "Make mine a silver Bullet."

To which the boss of Heineken rejoined, "I'll have a Heineken, the King of Beers, and the cleanest draught on the planet."

The General Manager of XXXX (Australia) paused a moment and then placed his order: "I'll have a Diet Coke."

The others looked at him as if he had sprouted a new head.

"Well, he said with a shrug, if you wankers aren't drinking beer, then neither will I."
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