http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2012/11...BOSTON (The Borowitz Report)—America cast its historic vote today, sending Barack and Michelle Obama back to the White House while sending Mitt and Ann Romney back to 1954.The election meant the end of the road for Mr. Romney, who had been actively seeking the Presidency for the past sixty-five years.Addressing supporters at the Boston Convention Center, Mr. Romney called his defeat tonight “bittersweet”: “On one hand, I lost the election. But on the other hand, I’ll never have to show anyone my taxes.”Read more http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2012/11...
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