A young couple sat watching TV with their infant son. The husband had the remote and started channel-surfing. While his wife breast-fed the baby, he soon found an 'R' movie that featured a topless actress. The wife looked up and said, "Honey, change the channel!" She gently put her hands over baby son's eyes. "He shouldn't see this. Their first serious marital argument was about to happen. "Well, of course he should," the husband laughed. He quickly placed Junior on his lap and pointed his head directly toward the TV."What do you mean by 'of course he should?'"Pointing to his wife's 36 chest with one hand and to the TV with the other, the husband said, "Relax. He just thinks it's the Food Network."
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