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Subject: Re: Liberals are Pro-Choice Date: 3/31/2013 9:23 PM
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Can we chose to smoke? ...... No
Can we order a large soda? ..... No
Can we chose to own a gun? ...... No
Can we chose to use an incandescent light bulb? ..... No
Can we chose to use low cost coal? ..... No
Can we honor god in public ...... No

But, you can have an abortion

Let freedom ring


Hey, bears! Let me know how your next abortion goes.
It's such a lovely physical-political experience that I'm sure you'll want one every month.
You can even have a realtime ultrasound beforehand. And the vaginal probe is every bit as enjoyable as advertised.

Meantime, Yes, you can smoke.
You can have a large soda...
....in a 55 gallon drum if you so desire.
You can own a gun...
...You can own a damn arsenal if you so desire.
You can use any light-bulb you want.
You might want to replace the one in your personal attic:
It's getting pretty dim.
You can burn all the coal you want.
My grandfather had a coal furnace 100 years ago.
Hell, you can use a typewriter if you can find one.
A horse and buggy is a very viable option in your contracted universe.

And you can honor God in public, with few restrictions.

But you still can't yell 'Fire!' in a nightclub.

Damn liberals. Won't let you do anything!

However, you can still jump off your seventh-floor balcony.
You know, join the rest of your fellow political lemmings.

Be my guest, Oh, Prophet of Everlasting Doom.


But, Jesus H. Christ, man.....Give it a rest.
Paint your cave or something.

May you wake up just cranky in the morning, and not paranoid freeked-out. And have the courtesy to keep your bizarre, paranoid imagination in the closet...at least for as long as it takes to draw a deep breath, if not a shaky bead on the next imaginary boogieman.

Have a miserable day...


Jimbo
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