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Yup, all the lousy, cheap, tacky things you can say to a nubile, sweet young thing (or one that has the apprearance of after about 12 beers...) and try to get some interest (or other things) in her.

My favorite from college:

Hey! Wanna go out for a pizza and a f***?
Wazza matta, you don't like pizza?

...very direct
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