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The challenge isn't too difficult. Pick a recent junk email and make fun of it. (I love the last line)

To: Rehowes
Subject: Hi It's Gina Sarah Asked me to send this about.............

I don't know a Gina. Of course most "Hi, it's <female>..." emails are for porn sites. Does Gina know this?

Sarah Asked Me To Send You This Link
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It's the one she says shes making alot of money working from home with.

What happened to Gina?

to be removed click reply thanks!
I don't think so

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I thought the new font was giving me headaches! I'm still trying to parse this one. Can MichaelRead translate this to a more understandable language? Maybe Sumerian?

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Up yours! : Þ

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How about some free ginsu knifes? I need a 'come-on'.
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New scent attracts men or women like a magnet...

Magnets don't attract men or women very well so if they guarantee that it attracts men or women like a magnet they won't be returning much money.

Then there's that "men or women" part. I think I would like that clarified a bit.

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