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With Halloween around the corner, aren't you dying to know what your favorite financial celebrities will be wearing as they go door to door looking for handouts?

Yes, we know the obvious fashion is to have Lay, Fastow, Ebbers and Martha shackled together at the knees as some pinstriped chain gang, but what are your Foolish thoughts?

So, here comes the Jester Board challenge. Who do you see trick or treating at your door? What is he/she/they wearing?

Extra credit bonus question -- What will you give them?

Rick
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So, here comes the Jester Board challenge. Who do you see trick or treating at your door? What is he/she/they wearing?

TMFBogey in a golfing outfit.

Extra credit bonus question -- What will you give them?

The Thinking Chair.

IF



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Raggmopp - cat outfit and poop on his head since he's a cat softie and #1 Pooperhead

I'll give him a canapé.

IF
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Weaselboy2 dressed as a mime.

A Louisville slugger.

IF
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Warren Buffet shows up as Yoda.

He gets a Pay Day.
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Yoda shows up as Warren Buffet.

I sic the dog on 'im.
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David Gardner shows up a Louis Rukeyser

I give him an sucker.
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Tom Gardner shows up as Judge Crater

What? No one has ever seen Tom Gardner either. He gets a jawbreaker.
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Mycroft shows up dressed like a Nokia phone.

I'll give him a Coke.

IF
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TMF2Aruba shows up dressed in his french maid's outfit.

I'll give him hot cocoa to keep warm.

IF
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William J. O'Neil shows up as a newspaper delivery boy.

I give him stale candy
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IF shows up dressed as an Emperor

I give him a rec
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Michael Read shows up as a bear

I give him a salmon
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Elizabeth Dole shows up as Bob Dole

I'll give her some Viagra.

IF
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Cher shows up as a singer

I give her a cough drop
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George Bush shows up as Saddam Hussein

I'll give him some pork rinds.

IF
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Al Gore shows up as the President

I'll give him a chad.

IF
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Dick Cheney shows up as a cave man

I give him and EKG
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Saddam Hussein shows up as Joseph Stalin

I give him credit
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Fidel Castro shows up as Billy Gibbons

I give him a see-gar
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Bernard Ebbers {insert favorite ex-CEO} shows up in a business suit.

I'll give him a rope to hang himself.

IF
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Tom, Dave and Bogey show up as Larry, Moe and Curly

I give 'em room
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Tony Blair and George W. Bush show up a Tweedle-Dee and Tweedle-Dum

I give 'em first prize
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Utahtea shows up dressed as a queen.

I'll give her 4 candy bars.

IF
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The Geico gecko shows up as Godzilla

I give him Tokyo
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Bogey shows up dressed as Scrooge

I give him second prize
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Raggmopp shows up as a goat

I'll give him some Milk Duds

Utahtea
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George W. Bush shows up as Teddy Roosevelt

I give him a snickers
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Britney Spears shows up as Barbie

I give her Froot Loops
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Saddam Hussein shows up as Alexander The Great

I give him an atomic fireball
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The 1-800- Call ATT spokesman shows up as a phone book.

I'll throw him in the recyle bin.

IF
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Yassir Arafat comes dressed as Sonic the Hedgehog

I give him a nut
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Jimmy Carter comes dressed as Howdy Doody

I give him some seltzer water
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Jerry Lewis comes dressed as Porky Pig

I give him muscular dystrophy
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Britney Spears comes dressed as a Pepsi shill.

I give her a coupon for a free pap smear.

Diane
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Britney Spears shows up dressed as an ingenue.

I give here a test tickle to see if she's ticklish.
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Bogey shows up as Santa Claus

I give him a lump of coal
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TMFEdible shows up as the invisible man

He gets no candy as no one knows he's there
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TMFCheeze shows up as a block of Swiss.

I give him 2 slices of bread and a smather of Miracle Whip.

Tony
...but I still am...

Off2Aruba
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TMF2Aruba shows up as a Baltimore hooker.

I give him a kit kat bar
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Ann Coulter shows up as a moderate conservative.

I give her a &@#*.

--fleg
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Richard Gere shows up as the Dalai Lama.

I give him spiritual guidance.

--fleg
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I give him 2 slices of bread and a smather of Miracle Whip.

I thought we were handing out treats! Miracle whip should be listed under tricks.

Utah~tea



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Richard Gere shows up as the Dalai Lama.

I give him spiritual guidance.


The Dalai Lama shows up as a hot dog.

He'd be one with everything.


Tony
...but I still am...

Off2Aruba
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Rap Star Eminem shows up in cap & gown as a high school graduate.

I give him a "Schya, right!"

Paul T.
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Adrian shows up, in a flannel shirt singing "I'm a lumberjack..."

I give him a good cock-punching.
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Ira Einhorn shows up cross-dressed as 'Holly Maddux'

I give him a good cock punching.
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George Bush shows up dressed as the class deunce.

I give him a good cock punching.
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Fact is, this halloween, anybody that shows up, dressed as anything...


will get a good cock punching.
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Oops, forgot anudder one that needs to be singled out.

My broker shows up dressed as himself.

I give him a real good cock punching, then I give him another helping even tho he didn't ask for it. Then I shove 3 years worth of stale halloween candy (I've been saving those friggin' orange halloween peeps for some time) into every available orifice he can't cover up fast enough. Shucks, I invite all the kids in the nieghborhood, and their moms and dads over to my place, and soon we got this guy swelled up bigger than the pillsbury doughboy left out on the back steps in a N'oreaster.
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Saddam Insane comes dressed as Osama Bin Laden.

I give him a Cyanide pill & a glass of water.

:oP

KËZ
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Who do you see trick or treating at your door? What is he/she/they wearing?

Draegerman wearing a pink tutu, hot pink, high heeled pumps, and a camoflauge jacket.

What will you give them?

Nothing. That's pretty much the way I always see him.

Burle
(Nemesis to Draegerman™ since the 1900's)



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Herve Villechaize dressed as Tom Thumb.

I give him a pinch to grow an inch.

--fleg
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Raggmopp comes over to my house dressed as that little 'mullet' character who's pssst-ing! on your Chevy/Ford logo, dependent on the logo being the opposite of the brand of truck you are driving.

I give him a good cock punchin' as well.
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Fact is, this halloween, anybody that shows up, dressed as anything...


will get a good cock punching.


Note to self: Don't go trick or treating in NJ.

;)

Utah~tea
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Alan Greenspan. Dressed as the REAPER.

What would I give him...............Rolls of toilet paper for all those who are going to be .running.....................after his next announcement

Corse
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I give him a good cock punchin' as well.
~~~*~~~

Pre-vert! : Þ
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The "Dell Guy" shows up as himself.

I wipe that silly grin off his face.



UncleLee

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Mariah Carry comes dressed up as Kelly Clarkson

I give her a Grammy.


knight427
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Kelly Clarkson shows up as Mariah Carry.

I give her some anti-depressants.
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Note to self: Don't go trick or treating in NJ.

Nah, we're not all like that, just the southerners. They like their peace and quiet. Heck, they don't even want us northerners coming down. :-)

Donna
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Heck, they don't even want us northerners coming down. :-)
~~~*~~~

But we like your money. So just send it.

Raggmopp
<resident of the shallow South>
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But we like your money. So just send it.

Raggmopp
<resident of the shallow South>


I was talking about NJ southerners in particular, but I guess that goes for southerners in general as well. They think us Yankees talk funny.

Donna
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Christopher Reeve rolls up in his wheelchair dressed as Superman.

I give him my old record player and a 45 rpm copy of Bruce Springsteen's "Glory Days".


Fiat
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Muhammad Ali shows up dressed as Dean Martin.

I give him some duct tape to tape his hand to his waist so he'll stop spilling his martini all over my porch.


Fiat
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Al Gore shows up dressed as the Tin Man.

After complimenting him on his excellent choice of costume, I pee on his leg.


Fiat
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Al Gore shows up dressed as the Tin Man.
===*===

Id'a thought Scarecrow, for it's not heart he lacks.
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Al Gore shows up dressed as the Tin Man.
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Id'a thought Scarecrow, for it's not heart he lacks.


I was thinking more about his physical mannerisms - stiffness, thus the urine on the leg to help the rust along.


Fiat
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Heck, they don't even want us northerners coming down. :-)

Person from Northern New Jersey comes down dressed as a ...

Ah sh!t, it just doesn't matter anymore with those beehive-hairdoed ladies, and pointed-shoed dudes...just give 'em a good cock punchin'.

Present company excempted of course.
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They think us Yankees talk funny.

You do, but we don't say funny, we say you talk queer.

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Al Gore shows up dressed as the Tin Man.

After complimenting him on his excellent choice of costume, I pee on his leg.


Just his leg? Pee on his jaw, and maybe his mouth will rust shut! You send him down to South Jersey, just below the Mason Dixon line, and we'll take care of it. Put a snappin' turtle in his pants ~ that'll give him something to be busy with.
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Bill Gates shows up dressed as a bug.

I give him a BOOT then watch him crash!
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Dick Cheney comes upstairs dressed as Captain Caveman.

I give him a pooper scooper and tell him "the litter box is starting to get a little rank, so go back to your undisclosed location and start scoopin'."

Fiat
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An Aside:

I've got the Vice President of the United States living in my basement and now, because of this, everybody thinks I'm gay.

I was sworn to secrecy. I couldn't let anyone outside my immediate family know that Mr. Cheney was living in my basement. But, I was so excited and so wanted to be popular that I just had to figure out a way to give people clues so that just maybe they could figure it out for themselves. I thought if they only knew the the Vice President of the United States was living in my basement that I'd finally get the respect that I was truly deserving of! But how to get around the secrecy thing?

I started telling everybody I know and even strangers that I met that "I've got a Dick in my basement".

Apparently, now everbody thinks I like to take it down below.


Fiat
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Warren Buffet and Charlie Munger come to my house dressed as the James Gang. Check out their updated FAQ's and you'll understand why I gave them and especially good cock punchin'

http://boards.fool.com/Message.asp?mid=18012142
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I started telling everybody I know and even strangers that I met that "I've got a Dick in my basement".
===*===

Well there's yer problem, my friend, you should have been more subtle; what you should have told people is: "I don't know Dick." that they would have believed. When he was living in my basement I used that phrase with great success, EVERYBODY believed it.

Raggmopp
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My obnoxious neighbor shows up dressed as a PETA demonstrator.

I give him what Dick scooped up in the basement and that rug from the hallway that the cat pissed all over when he had that urinary tract infection last week.


Fiat
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That weird looking guy I saw on the bus and may have mentioned something to about my "Dick" shows up dressed like a lady.

I give him the keys to the basement.

Fiat
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The Secret Service shows up as themselves.

I may not be posting anymore for awhile.

Fiat
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Pffft. No biggie, you can always hear the helicopters coming even if you can't see 'em.

Raggmopp
<don't ask me how I know this stuff>
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Thank you for recommending this post to our Best of feature.

The Secret Service shows up as themselves.

I may not be posting anymore for awhile.</b.

What about that fancy getaway car BHDC got for you? You said you were gonna keep it at your house, and be ready at a prick of the alarm bracelet we sutured to your arm. If you messed up that very expensive vehicle, here's my scenario:

Fiatowner shows up at the next board meeting of BHDC, scheduled for this Halloween @ gayner's place, dressed as a chauffeur with no car.

He get's a severe reprimand, followed by a group administered cock punchin'.
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...just give 'em a good cock punchin'.

Present company excempted of course.


Thank you very much. :-)

Donna
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