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What are your jokes, stories & ideas on the word LAZY?

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I always thought my Kitchen floor was brown so I spent 10,000 bucks on a new kitchen with brown colors.

Then I washed the floor.
Blue doesn't co-ordinate with brown very well!

KËZ:o)
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Def. lzy, lol u r 2 much Kz!
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I have my TV remote hanging on a cord from the ceiling with a spring at the end of the cord. It hangs just higher than the height of my head when I am sitting in my favorite viewing place. This way, all I have to do is reach up to get it and let it go when I am finished with it. And I never have to waste precious time looking for it. The drawback is that if I let it go from too low a hand position, it may bounce off my head a few times before the spring equilibrates.

So I'm working on a mechanical, voice-activated device that will lower it automatically into my hand when I say "uh," the sound that requires the least amount of energy to produce. And raise it with the next "uh." This way I will no longer get banged on the head, nor have to raise my arm.

--fleg
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Lazy or efficient? Why should I get up, walk across from the TV to the kitchen, open the fridge door, take out a beer, open it, pour the beer into a glass, and walk back to the TV when I could just yell “BEER” and Elly gets it?

MichaelR


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Why should I get up, walk across from the TV to the kitchen, open the fridge door, take out a beer, open it, pour the beer into a glass, and walk back to the TV when I could just yell “BEER” and Elly gets it?

As you know I have no experience in the beer world but I have to ask:

"Isn't drinking beer considered preferable to wearing beer?"

Randall
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Def. lzy, lol u r 2 much Kz!

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THANKYOU!

KËZ
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Lazy or efficient? Why should I get up, walk across from the TV to the kitchen, open the fridge door, take out a beer, open it, pour the beer into a glass, and walk back to the TV when I could just yell “BEER” and Elly gets it?

MichaelR


Given that Elly has been married to you for a long time, I don't think we can actually conclude that she gets it.

--fleg
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Lazy or efficient? Why should I get up, walk across from the TV to the kitchen, open the fridge door, take out a beer, open it, pour the beer into a glass, and walk back to the TV when I could just yell “BEER” and Elly gets it?

MichaelR


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Why am I having so much trouble believing that?:o)

What else do you dream about MR? (maybe I shouldn't have asked that:o)

KËZ
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'Wheel of Fortune' in Oz at the moment has a prize:---

A vibrating, leather recliner.
Under the left arm rest you place your remote and perhaps a comb and underarm deodorant!
Lift the right arm rest and Voila!....it's an Icebox for drinks etc..

Who wants to win the car baby?

Gimme the chair anyday:o)

KËZ
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Lazy or efficient? Why should I get up, walk across from the TV to the kitchen, open the fridge door, take out a beer, open it, pour the beer into a glass, and walk back to the TV when I could just yell “BEER” and Elly gets it?

MichaelR

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Even a merely competent proctologist will be able to remove that bottle for you, no problem.

Raggmopp
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