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Subject: Re: Christian urged to kill their organs Date: 11/14/2012 1:28 PM
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Children (probably adults as well) should not hug each other face-t0-face lest there be some suggestion or possibility of the "naughty" parts coming in to close proximity of each other, even if covered by several layers of clothing. The only safe way to hug someone is standing side-by-side and putting your arm around their shoulders for a brief squeeze. My problem with this of course is that, at least for large breasted women, there is still the possiblity, nay, the liklihood, that some of that succulent adipose chest tissue may sqoosh up against the side-ribs of the hug recipient. Oh the horror!!! Ban all hugging - it's the only way we can make the world safe for Christians.

My {christian} SIL accused me of wanting to have sex with her when I gave her a real hug.

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