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Christ on a crutch, that was funny. I laughed so hard I triggered an asthmatic coughing fit that woke the whole family and (worse) the dog. Amid all the barking and the "What happened, should we call 9-1-1?", the oatmeal burned and the supposedly soft-boiled eggs became hard-boiled.

That'll teach me not to read TMF before breakfast.

(still grumpy about the oatmeal)
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