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Subject: CHURCH SERVICES of Today and,,, Date: 3/23/2013 11:35 AM
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CHURCH SERVICES of Today and for Generations to Come.



PASTOR: "Praise the Lord!"

CONGREGATION: "Hallelujah!"

PASTOR: "Can we please turn on our Tablets, PC's, iPads, Smart Phones, Laptops<

and Kindle-Bibles to 1 Cor 13:13.



PASTOR: "You can log on to the church Wi-Fi using the Password 'Lord909887. '
"And please switch on your Bluetooth to download the sermon."


P-a-u-s-e......


PASTOR: "Now, Let us pray committing this week into God's hands.

Open your Apps, BBM, Twitter and Facebook, and chat with God"

S-i-l-e-n-c-e

The holy atmosphere of the Church becomes truly electrified as ALL the Smart Phones, iPads, PCs, Tablets and Laptops beep and flicker!

PASTOR: "As we take our Sunday tithes and offerings, please have your credit and debit cards ready."

The ushers will circulate mobile card swipe machines among the worshipers:

Those who prefer to make electronic fund transfers are directed to computers and laptops at the rear of the church.

Those who prefer to use iPads can open them.

Those who prefer telephone banking, take out your Cellphones to transfer your contributions to the church account.

The holy atmosphere of the Church becomes truly electrified as ALL the Smart Phones, iPads, PCs, Tablets and Laptops beep and flicker!


Final Blessing and Closing Announcements...

This week's ministry cell meetings will be held on the various Facebook group pages where the usual group chatting takes place. Please log in and don't miss out.
Thursday's Bible study will be held live on Skype at 1900hrs GMT. Please don't miss out.
You can follow your Pastor on Twitter this weekend for counseling and prayers.


God bless you and have a wonderful week!
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