A cowboy from Texas attended a social function where Barack Obama was trying to gather support for his re-election.?? When Obama discovered the cowboy was from President Bush's home area, he started to belittle him by talking in a southern drawl and single syllable words.As he was doing that, he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head.?? The cowboy says, "Y'all havin' some problem with them circle flies?"Obama stopped talking and said, "Well, yes, if that's what they're called, but I've never heard of circle flies.""Well, sir," the cowboy replies, "Circle flies hang around ranches.?? They're called circle flies because they're almost always found circling around the back end of a horse.""Oh," Obama replies as he goes back to rambling.?? But a moment later he stops and bluntly asks, "Are you calling me a horse's a$$?""No, sir," the cowboy replies, "I have too much respect for the citizens of this country to call their president a horse's a$$.""That's a good thing," Obama responds and begins rambling on once more.After a long pause, the cowboy, in his best Texas drawl says,"Hard to fool them flies, though."
"Hard to fool them flies, though." ---------------------Too bad the circle flies aren't illegal aliens. Then they could vote.OJ: A mathematician, an accountant and an economist apply for the same job.The interviewer calls in the mathematician and asks "What do two plus two equal?" The mathematician replies "Four." The interviewer asks "Four, exactly?" The mathematician looks at the interviewer incredulously and says "Yes, four, exactly."Then the interviewer calls in the accountant and asks the same question "What do two plus two equal?" The accountant says "On average, four - give or take ten percent, but on average, four."Then the interviewer calls in the economist and poses the same question "What do two plus two equal?" The economist gets up, locks the door, closes the shade, sits down next to the interviewer and says, "What do you want it to equal"?arrete - economist
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