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Scientists Successfully Clone West

Wheeling, West Virginia - Scientists at the Ferlin Husky Center for Biomedical Research of the University of Northern West Virginia today announced the first successful cloning of a West Virginian. Hailed as a medical triumph, experts believe that the successful cloning of a West Virginian may enable scientists one day to clone a human being.
"West Virginia is a state where we have closely-knit families, if you catch my drift," said Opal Hudnutt, West Virginia's Secretary of Culture. "And we're the only state where marrying your first cousin is not only permitted, it's required by law. So cloning allows us to take incest to the next level."
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