The General was ordered by the Secretary of Defense to gather his officers from the Army, Navy, Marine Corps, and Air Force and try and figure out why there's so much difficulty in communicating with each other.The General gathers his Captains (and his Navy Lieutenant), and tells them their first task is to “secure” a particular building. He orders them to go home and prepare a list of steps for the plan and bring them back to him the next morning.The Navy Lieutenant calls his Master Chief and says:Tell those swabs to:-- Unplug the coffeepots-- Turn off the computers-- Turn out the lights-- Lock the doors and leave the building unoccupiedThe Army Captain has his list in his notepad:-- Assemble the company-- Appoint guard mount and Sergeant of the Guard-- Take control of all exits-- Make sure no one gets into the building without a passThe Marine Corps Captain writes down his steps on palm of his hand:-- Assemble the platoon and supplies-- Approach the building along three axes-- Bring the building under mortar and SAW fire-- Assault the building under covering fire-- Sequester surviving prisoners-- Establish lanes of fire-- Prepare artillery calls-- Repel counterattacksThe Air Force Captain types his list into his laptop:-- Contact real estate agent-- Negotiate 1-year lease-- Be sure to get option to buy
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