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Author: RazaRizvi One star, 50 posts Add to my Favorite Fools Ignore this person (you won't see their posts anymore) Number: of 165925  
Subject: Dating Date: 7/24/2001 12:41 PM
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What happens when you fall in love with:

A chef? (You get buttered up.)

A chauffeur? (You get taken for a ride.)

A gambler? (He cheats on you.)

A telephone operator? (He gives you a phone-y line.)

A trashman? (He dumps you.)

A clockmaker? (He two-times you.)

A pastry cook? (He desserts you.)

A shoe salesman? (He walks all over you.)

An elevator operator? (He lets you down.)

An artist? (He gives you the brush.)

A jogger? (He gives you the run-around.)

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